http://mach-n-roll.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] mach-n-roll.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] planeocracy2010-09-01 11:35 pm

Night Not Only Falls, It Bounces Too

Night. Day. Night. Day. Twilight? Daybreak. Night. Day again.

Somewhere in between running raids on SkullBoneBloodTooth Island and checking out their new Half-demigod-half-celestial's jiggle physics, it seems I.T. has finally managed to chase the bugs to the diurnal cycle simulator; It's like a humongous infant is screwing around with a humongous light switch and having a hell of a good time with it. Day is suddenly night, and ten seconds of darkness later it's day again. It's annoying, and probably the cause of a few more crashes and stubbed toes and accidental gropes after bouncing into each other in the mutable gravity. But overall not the worst that could happen... well, for most people.

"Oh man here we go a-- *PHUFFH!* "AUGH! I'd figure it'd be easier by n--" *PHUFFH!* "But nope, still hurts" *PHUFFH!* "Arawr! Okay this isn't funny anym--" *PHUFFH!* "NNG!"

For Sonic, it's a little more of a problem. It had caught him in the courtyard, and he's now leaning on the edge of the (inactive and algae-brown) fountain. Every time the daylight drops off he goes Werehog with a flash of sickly green light. When it bounces back on, he changes back with another flash. And neither one looks particularly pleasant.

*PHUFFH!* "When I get my hands on them I'm gonna-- *PHUFFH!* "NNG! File a complaint or something..." *PHUFFH!* "As hard as I possibly CAN!"

Talk to him? Try to help? Play out schitzoid daylight problems of your own?

((Red text is Werehog!Sonic, blue is normal, in case context didn't make it clear.))

[identity profile] dualizemecapt.livejournal.com 2010-09-02 04:52 am (UTC)(link)
[That... sounded bad. He'd ask for the details later, but for now, he had to get Sonic indoors. He grabbed Sonic by the hand- he couldn't dualize with him when he's constantly changing, but NiGHTS could get him indoors.]

[identity profile] dualizemecapt.livejournal.com 2010-09-02 05:35 am (UTC)(link)
[NiGHTS didn't notice the claws, but the fact that the stretchy hand slipped out made it all too noticeable.]

Well, they picked a fine time for the gates to close down...

[Don't worry, he'll think of something...]

[identity profile] dualizemecapt.livejournal.com 2010-09-03 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
"Why are we letting a computer control that. I think real people would do a much better job!"

[identity profile] dualizemecapt.livejournal.com 2010-09-03 05:14 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, I'm sure everything would just fall apart around us then go into pitch blackness."

[identity profile] dualizemecapt.livejournal.com 2010-09-03 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
"Suit yourself."

He was sarcastic of course, he didn't exactly find not-existing fun either.