ITP: Welcoming Committee. [Event] [Canon]

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

[There is an overly excitable redheaded girl making her way down the line of newcomers. Specifically the male newcomers.

She is making some rather unsavory comments to them.

Let's just cut to the chase, she's hitting on every humanoid male she sees who's over fifteen. Feel free to gasp, faint, mock, or whatever while she has a captive audience!]

Comments

[razthepsynaut.livejournal.com]

*Redhead? Hits on everybody in sight? Oh. My. Gosh.*

Whoa! You're Kyoko, aren't ya?!

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

[And he's too young to hit on, but he gets a blink of surprise followed by a broad grin.]

My reputation precedes me! Nice ta meetcha! That's me!

[razthepsynaut.livejournal.com]

Wow! I heard all about you! They say you were a clone made by [humanity], but you totally defected and helped out Confuto Ordinatio! And then you went and distracted the inspectors they sicced on you guys after you got those warships by putting a big ratings list of guys up! Which is kinda weird, but man, that must have taken guts!

O-oh, sorry. I'm Raz. Razputin Aquatos? I'm from Division 0084. It's so cool to meet you!

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

Well, it was kinda boring with [Humanity] and distracting the Inspectors was fuuuuun and it's nice to meet ya! We don't get Agents from other divisions.... ever? I think? Hee.

[razthepsynaut.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I think your guys' gates are a little borked or something. I'm seeing a looooootta confused faces around. Who usually does the processing around here anyway?

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

No idea, but it's fun to watch! You wanna start picking on people with me and see their reactions?

[razthepsynaut.livejournal.com]

Er... maybe later. I don't know how long it's gonna be before they pick up I'm gone, so I'm gonna check out 0134 as much as I can! This place is the most awesome division ever!

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

Isn't it? There's a reason I haven't checked out any of the others! I'm having the best time ever right where I am!

[razthepsynaut.livejournal.com]

Oh man! You guys are great! Division 0084 just sits on its butt whenever Divisions 0001 and 0002 say so, but you guys say the heck with all that and actually get stuff done! It's so cool!

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

Well, it's fun! Duh! Why shouldn't we? Are you doing whatever it takes to get what you want?

[razthepsynaut.livejournal.com]

You bet! I even went through the fire and flames to get the transfer forms! I'm gonna try and join you guys!

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

Really! Oh! Oh! You can share a dorm with Ne-ne and I, Goggles!

[razthepsynaut.livejournal.com]

(Wow, I even got one of her nicknames!)

We'll see, huh? Oh! Can I have your autograph?

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

[Everyone gets a nickname, Raz. Everyone. Except chaos.]

Okay! Where do you want me to sign?

[razthepsynaut.livejournal.com]

Ooh! Here!

*He pulls out a pad of paper and a pen and hands it to her.*

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

Here you go!

[ACQUIRED: 1x (very bad attempt at a) flourishy signature of Kyoko!]

[razthepsynaut.livejournal.com]

*Happiest little boy ever here.*

All right! Sweet! Thanks! Maybe I'll see you later, huh?

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

Definitely! We'll get ice cream!