ITP: Welcoming Committee. [Event] [Canon]

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

[There is an overly excitable redheaded girl making her way down the line of newcomers. Specifically the male newcomers.

She is making some rather unsavory comments to them.

Let's just cut to the chase, she's hitting on every humanoid male she sees who's over fifteen. Feel free to gasp, faint, mock, or whatever while she has a captive audience!]

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[myheadisnotbig.livejournal.com]

The girl's actual words seem to be totally lost on the sixteen-year-old. It's not because he didn't hear her, mind you; Dib can handle ghosts, zombies, aliens, vampires, anything in the far and fantastic unknown, but the subtle mystery of a girl actually showing interest in him? That's scary as hell.

"A--wha? Hey, what's going on here! What IS this place? Who ARE you? Where AM I? No, wait, I already kind of asked that..."

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

Kyoko just giggles at his questions. Man! This could never get old!

"I'm Kyoko! And you're in Confuto Ordinatio! It's a pandimensional agency dedicated to protecting the multiverse!"