ITP: Welcoming Committee. [Event] [Canon]

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

[There is an overly excitable redheaded girl making her way down the line of newcomers. Specifically the male newcomers.

She is making some rather unsavory comments to them.

Let's just cut to the chase, she's hitting on every humanoid male she sees who's over fifteen. Feel free to gasp, faint, mock, or whatever while she has a captive audience!]

Comments

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

Isn't it? There's a reason I haven't checked out any of the others! I'm having the best time ever right where I am!

[razthepsynaut.livejournal.com]

Oh man! You guys are great! Division 0084 just sits on its butt whenever Divisions 0001 and 0002 say so, but you guys say the heck with all that and actually get stuff done! It's so cool!

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

Well, it's fun! Duh! Why shouldn't we? Are you doing whatever it takes to get what you want?

[razthepsynaut.livejournal.com]

You bet! I even went through the fire and flames to get the transfer forms! I'm gonna try and join you guys!

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

Really! Oh! Oh! You can share a dorm with Ne-ne and I, Goggles!

[razthepsynaut.livejournal.com]

(Wow, I even got one of her nicknames!)

We'll see, huh? Oh! Can I have your autograph?

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

[Everyone gets a nickname, Raz. Everyone. Except chaos.]

Okay! Where do you want me to sign?

[razthepsynaut.livejournal.com]

Ooh! Here!

*He pulls out a pad of paper and a pen and hands it to her.*

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

Here you go!

[ACQUIRED: 1x (very bad attempt at a) flourishy signature of Kyoko!]

[razthepsynaut.livejournal.com]

*Happiest little boy ever here.*

All right! Sweet! Thanks! Maybe I'll see you later, huh?

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

Definitely! We'll get ice cream!