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[spandex-rule.livejournal.com]

[The hallways seem livelier this morning than most, but this isn't saying much, considering how this division of Confuto Ordinatio alone houses a veritable number of registered agents. The usual sounds heard each morning would either be the pitter patter of feet and the occasional casual asides, but the noise made at the moment is somewhat different. Footsteps were replaced with the semi-unusual cries of what seems to be a literal stampede, the frenzied rampage of quadrapeds trampling over innocent bystandards and all. Of course, there were no four-legged animals to be found. A rolling, red rug appears to have been the source of so many agents' discomfort. As it rolled on, it spread out a thin layer of silk specifically for two girls to walk across.]
 

Judging from the procedure required to apply, there seems to be a greater degree of organization here than at school. Still... I do have to wonder about their standards, dear sister.

Indeed, Ms. Kneesocks, but that is to be expected. After all, even the most ruthless distribution of rrrrrules can be all for naught if the worthless common employee cannot follow them.

Yes, dear sister. Still, from this day on, isn't it our obligation to make sure they uphold their duties? After all, the image of an organization is reflected on all of its agents.

But moreso on its superiors including ourselves, wouldn't you say? This means that it is our duty, no, obligation to enforce strict disciplinary measures to enforce their roles here. As superior officers, it's also our goal to define... hmhmm, discipline.

[Kneesocks nods, a small smile forming on her face] How would you suggest we carry that out?

Well, Ms. Kneesocks...

[Both sisters start talking to each other, almost inaudibly to anyone but each other. The conversation is often accentuated by the occasional laughter, minimized with the intention of maintaining a proper demeanor, but for the most part, they aren't making a terribly big effort at hiding their prideful demeanor.]

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[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

[Guess whose latest cone of sugary deliciousness(?) got knocked out of her hand as the carpet rolled on past?]

Hey! That was my ice cream!

[spandex-rule.livejournal.com]

You're welcome.

[egg-across-time.livejournal.com]

[The carpet just happens to roll over a certain rotund man innocently heading on over to the filing offices just on the other side of the building. In grave pain, the man is now beneath the carpet and is having some trouble getting up.

In a muffled voice, he cries...]

Wh-who's responsible for this carpet just rolling around!? Is Janitorial Unit-X4444 slacking off again!?

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

I didn't say "thank you."

[lacytanga-rule.livejournal.com]

But we've just saved you from excess grams of cholesterol, carbohydrates, and calories. The proper response is to thank my sister and me.

[spandex-rule.livejournal.com]

Did you hear something, dear sister?

It seems we could have chosen a carpet of better quality.

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

But I don't care about those things so you just wasted my ice cream for no good reason.

[lacytanga-rule.livejournal.com]

And the Demon Catalog assured us that the carpet wouldn't be quite this... dumpy.

[Scanty walks over to the lump called Robotnik and starts jabbing at him with her high-heels.]

[spandex-rule.livejournal.com]

Preserving your health and physical appearance is a good reason. Would you prefer to let yourself go?

[egg-across-time.livejournal.com]

[Being jabbed by the sharp high heels isn't all that much of a pleasurable experience for the good doctor. He yelps him pain trying to escape the iron hold the carpet has over him.]

You miserable-ow!

Insolent female-OW!

Once I get out of here, I'll... QUIT IT!

[Robotnik musters all his strength and removes the carpet from his form. He quickly stands and points at the Daemon Sisters.]

I'll murde-... eh? Horns...? Red skin...?

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

What do you mean 'let myself go'? I eat this stuff all the time and I look okay. Besides, it's my goal in life to try everything once! How can I do that when people are knocking ice cream out of my hands before I can try it?

[If anything, she's only grown a couple inches since she was born. Otherwise she's a twig.]

[lacytanga-rule.livejournal.com]

Eugh...

It seems that this Agent doesn't quite understand the value of the simple phrase "no, thank you, I'm full". How could she ever hope to reach a perfect state of mind and body like ourselves if all she thinks about is gorging?

[spandex-rule.livejournal.com]

Leaving aside your pitiful demeanor, we would advise you to mind how you talk to Enforcers.

[Kneesocks has no idea he finds their demonic characteristics suspicious. Nobody seemed to mind in their world.]

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

[Something clicks in her head and a wide smile comes across her face.]

Oh, it's not just food. It's also roller coasters. Oh! And kissing! Kissing sounds like it'll be fun! And dancing! And going to high school! Oh! And I always wanted to.... [She's going to list pretty much everything under the sun if the sisters let her.]

[lacytanga-rule.livejournal.com]

Indeed, Ms. Kneesocks. Why, if this elephantine Agent continues to speak so boldly to his superiors, we can't guarantee his safety, can we?

[It's a surprise to Scanty as well, but she overlooks it for now. After all, he hasn't made the assumption that they're demons, after all.]

[egg-across-time.livejournal.com]

[With a sudden shift in attitude, Robotnik literally gives the two sisters a bow and keeps his position, raising his neck to face them.]

Then I beg of you to pardon me, my respectable superiors! I didn't quite understand that I was in the graces of Enforcers.

... But then, if it isn't too rude of me... Are the two of you... Demons?

[spandex-rule.livejournal.com]

[Ignoreeee (because paying attention is starting to be painful)]

Indeed, dear sister. It appears she's not acquainted with the concept of 'limits'. It would do her some good to impose some on herself.

[spandex-rule.livejournal.com]

[Aaand she goes serious(er). It's rare for them to come across some common sense.]

I truly hope that isn't his definition of being polite.

What business would you have in asking that?

[lacytanga-rule.livejournal.com]

How d-did he...!? [Scanty was just about to lose her nerves. Till now, nobody ever called the Daemon Sisters out on their true identities. It was unheard of. Still, she regains her senses... after all, the one who found out appeared to simply be a weak human.]

... Ahem... Y-yes, well, Ms. Kneesocks, it goes to show that this man's nature is in and of itself uncouth.

And quite unintelligent to ask such dangerous questions.

1/2

[egg-across-time.livejournal.com]

... You mean you were actually trying to hide it?

[Muttering a few curses under his breath, Robotnik continues the topic.]

But you needn't worry, Enforcers. For you see, I too am...

[The doctor reaches for his shaded spectacles and...]

2/2

[egg-across-time.livejournal.com]

[removes them... revealing a pair of what seemed to be hollowed out and empty sockets. From between his sockets, red lights slowly turned on and glared at the Daemon Sisters.]

a demon.

[spandex-rule.livejournal.com]

...

[Kneesocks is not totally convinced. Not only does this man lack the dignity she believes every demon to have, but he could also very well be trying to fool them.]

[For the only time in her life, there's the faintest spark of wishing there was an angelic weapon around. At least that could easily resolve this conflict.]

Even if we're to believe you, what do you have to gain by revealing this to us?

[gokaiger-red.livejournal.com]

What in the world...?

[Marvelous gawks at the carpet rolling by, and the weirdly quiet talking girls along with it.]

Tch.

[bloody-hime.livejournal.com]

*The carpet rolls into a little girl, and stops like it hit a steel wall. The Girl just looks up at the two demons.*

Fuga

[lacytanga-rule.livejournal.com]

Hmph! It takes more than just some parlor tricks to prove you're a demon. Your attitude is completely off. To us, you're still a weak, do-nothing human.

[Angelic weapon aside, an infernal weapon just might be the ticket out of this mess. Why, a human would be more affected by it than a true demon would.]