"Whelp, you can't go wrong with the stuff they make for winter sports! It's built to be out there in the cold all day. Heheh, I learned that the hard way when I went on a trip up to a lodge in a world that turned me human. The portal dumped me right into a snowbank, without the benefit of fur! Just shorts n' a shirt. I must've bought half the ski shop after that!"
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