[Voice]

[righthandlizard.livejournal.com]

Note to self: Never go to America, or eat fast food, ever again.

I'm going to go take five showers.

Comments

[willavatar4item.livejournal.com]

It couldn't have been THAT bad.

[righthandlizard.livejournal.com]

You're just saying that becaise you didn't have to smell it.

[willavatar4item.livejournal.com]

What did they make you do, anyway?

[righthandlizard.livejournal.com]

The description said something about "maintaining a clean working environment." I don't think anyone there even knows what that means.

[willavatar4item.livejournal.com]

Well, you know what they say about Americans and grease, right? Maybe they think it tastes better that way.

[righthandlizard.livejournal.com]

It definitely explains the obesity issues.

[willavatar4item.livejournal.com]

No kidding.

What did you say your name was?

[righthandlizard.livejournal.com]

Yuuhi Amamiya. Yours?

[willavatar4item.livejournal.com]

Ryou. Or Haseo, I guess. I was playing an online game and got sucked in here as my character.

[righthandlizard.livejournal.com]

Well, better to be a normal perso stuck in the body of a videogame killing machine than the other way around, I guess.

[willavatar4item.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't put it past this place.

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

Fast food's not much better in the rest of the world you know.

[righthandlizard.livejournal.com]

At least beef bowl qualifies as food.

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

I dare you to go into the kitchen of any chain, anywhere.

And there are McDonald's in like, South Africa and stuff. I know I'm not the only one who's seen plenty in Japan. It may be an American chain, but it's Japanese people running those ones.

[righthandlizard.livejournal.com]

Even then, I think McDonald's is a cut above NastyBurger. I'm probably going to have to burn these clothes to get the pickle smell out.

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

Good thing NastyBurger's only in that Danny kid's Earth then.

I hope.

[gray-morality.livejournal.com]

Took the Nasty Burger job, huh?

[righthandlizard.livejournal.com]

How have they not been sued?!

[gray-morality.livejournal.com]

Come on, it's not that bad.

...Unless you're in the kitchen.

[righthandlizard.livejournal.com]

Which is exactly where I was. I mean, come on, the place is called NASTYBURGER.

[gray-morality.livejournal.com]

It was called Tasty Burger, until someone spraypainted an N over the T. Guess the manager thought it was funny, since it's the official name now.

By the way, next time? Try working cashier. It's a lot less nauseating.

[righthandlizard.livejournal.com]

They didn't exactly give me a choice this time.

[gray-morality.livejournal.com]

That's because you were new.

[voice]

[shootsthebullet.livejournal.com]

Oh really? Do tell.

[voice]

[righthandlizard.livejournal.com]

I get the impression that "Nastyburger" isn't exactly indicative of most American food, but that might be because it barely qualifies as food at all.

Re: [voice]

[shootsthebullet.livejournal.com]

Well, I can't say that I've actually heard of the place myself. Or really know what fast food is. Could you elaborate?

By the way, my name is Aya. You are?

[voice]

[righthandlizard.livejournal.com]

Yuuhi Amamiya. Fast food is cheap, unhealthy food sold at restaurants that are exactly the same anywhere in the world. A staple of the working class diet.

[voice]

[shootsthebullet.livejournal.com]

Yuuhi Amamiya. Well Yuuhi, it's a pleasure talking to you. You don't mind if I ask you a bit more about your experience do you?

[righthandlizard.livejournal.com]

What are you, some kind of paparazzi?

[nowheresman.livejournal.com]

But I heard they're famous for their hamburgers! Everything is ten times bigger over there!

...Including the people!

[righthandlizard.livejournal.com]

Bigger, cheaper, and overflowing with Simulated Meat Product.

[nowheresman.livejournal.com]

[I'm sorry, Adachi is caught on only one particular word of that sentence. It's a result of surviving on a second-rate detective's pay (he had to survive on cabbages for a week, man, because that was what was on sale at Junes.)]

...Cheaper?

[righthandlizard.livejournal.com]

If you're considering it, I recommend working a day or two in the Nastyburger Kitchen first.

[nowheresman.livejournal.com]

You wanna trade? It'd be easy as long as you knew how to swim.

In paper.

[righthandlizard.livejournal.com]

I'll pass.

[nowheresman.livejournal.com]

You sure? I mean, we could totally make room for you down in this dump for you. There's no burgers down here.

[righthandlizard.livejournal.com]

I had my fair share of paperwork on day one. I'm not particularly intending to go out of my way to do more.

[nowheresman.livejournal.com]

Tch. Worth a try.

...Wait! Hey! Can you bring back some burgers?

[righthandlizard.livejournal.com]

No.

[nowheresman.livejournal.com]

W-why not?

[righthandlizard.livejournal.com]

It's bad enough having to be around them for so long, let alone bringing them back with me.

[nowheresman.livejournal.com]

Not wanting to have a burger's one thing, but not even wanting to help those who are less fortunate? That's cruel, man.

[Oh, what, like you can really talk, Adachi.]