He shrugs. "Circumstances can get to be pretty weird sometimes. What world is that job in, anyway?"
The last he calls to the side as he steps up to the boards himself, squinting up at the million tiny fliers with even tinier print. "Same ol' same ol'. 'Uniform designer', 'Castle-sitter', 'Cafe server', huh, what's this one?"
He lifts one down. "'Run catering service during filming highly-accurate historial fiction motion picture'-- who calls it a motion picture anymore 'Must be focused and able to multitask. Must be able to lift fifteen pounds or more, must not be allergic to peanuts, shellfish or orcs. Must be able to run to avoid being eaten by dragon. Must not be sensitive to artifacts and objects of power. Must be morally tolerant of serving demons... lunch. Archery skills helpful, but not necessary. Nonsmoker preferred.'"
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The last he calls to the side as he steps up to the boards himself, squinting up at the million tiny fliers with even tinier print. "Same ol' same ol'. 'Uniform designer', 'Castle-sitter', 'Cafe server', huh, what's this one?"
He lifts one down. "'Run catering service during filming highly-accurate historial fiction motion picture'-- who calls it a motion picture anymore 'Must be focused and able to multitask. Must be able to lift fifteen pounds or more, must not be allergic to peanuts, shellfish or orcs. Must be able to run to avoid being eaten by dragon. Must not be sensitive to artifacts and objects of power. Must be morally tolerant of serving demons... lunch. Archery skills helpful, but not necessary. Nonsmoker preferred.'"