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[bluescreenofme.livejournal.com]

[private]

[WinME's surfin' the net.
Maybe checking out some sweet GeoCities websites.
Checkin' her Hotmail account.

And then an ad comes up.]

Answer the question and win a new mp3 player! I bet I can do this.
Hmm...

[A little googling later, she has the answer! Leonardo DiCaprio, it turns out, was the main dude in Titanic.

You may already be a winner! Click here to claim your prize.]

WARNING: An untrusted network connection may be
WARNING: This security certifi
WARNING: Norton repor
WARNING: You ma
WARNING:
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...

[public]

Huh? That was weird... I felt kind of dizzy for a minute...

Oh well! Seems fine now.

How is everyone feeling today?

Comments

[sossanity.livejournal.com]

Did you just say "free online pharmacy?"

["Please tell me you didn't say 'free online pharmacy.']

[bluescreenofme.livejournal.com]

I... don't remember...

[sossanity.livejournal.com]

Okay! This is not at all auspicious. What DO you remember?

[bluescreenofme.livejournal.com]

I remember how to get low, low rates on a new Nokia brand cellphone!

[sossanity.livejournal.com]

...Did you try to download anything weird?

[bluescreenofme.livejournal.com]

I don't THINK so...

[sossanity.livejournal.com]

What's the first thing that comes to your mind when I say the phrase "Nigerian banker?"

[bluescreenofme.livejournal.com]

Please give me your credit card number.

[sossanity.livejournal.com]

I THINK you might have a virus.

[bluescreenofme.livejournal.com]

What? No! I definitely don't have a virus! I'm sure of it!

[sossanity.livejournal.com]

So if someone were to, say, run a virus scan on you, we're not suddenly going to find your entire system hijacked by virus scanner advertisements?

[bluescreenofme.livejournal.com]

You definitely wouldn't, so there's no need to do so!

[sossanity.livejournal.com]

You're being awfully evasive over something that would take a few minutes tops.

[bluescreenofme.livejournal.com]

I'm... a-allergic to virus scans!

[sossanity.livejournal.com]

["This actually explains far too much about the Windows ME operating system."]

How can you be ALLERGIC to a virus scan?

[bluescreenofme.livejournal.com]

In... the usual way?

[sossanity.livejournal.com]

Okay, no. That's just stupid. You're a freaking operating system, you should get a virus scan, even if it's some ridiculously low memory one.

[bluescreenofme.livejournal.com]

I just really, definitely think that it's a bad idea! For some reason!

[sossanity.livejournal.com]

If you can't give a reason, it's a BAD one. Don't make me go over there and do it myself.

[bluescreenofme.livejournal.com]

I promise that I will definitely get a virus scan!

[sossanity.livejournal.com]

Do it NOW.

[bluescreenofme.livejournal.com]

I will do it now!

[sossanity.livejournal.com]

["Five hundred yen says she doesn't do it now."]

Right.