[identity profile] bluescreenofme.livejournal.com
[An E-Card, send to everyone in this division!]

Dear [Subject Name Here],

Happy Valentine's Day! I think you are a very nice [Agent/Enforcer/Councilor/Senior Councilor | Select Appropriate], so I decided to send you this card! I hope it makes your [Day/Night | Select Appropriate] more enjoyable.

With [Love/Friendship | User Discretion],
Windows ME


[In case it wasn't obvious due to who's sending these, those bracketed bits are not actually filled out. They are just bracketed bits.]
[identity profile] bluescreenofme.livejournal.com
Hey!

I... have... noticed........... that.....



...something... is


going



................on

in... C... O!


Evvveryyyoonne
iiiiiiiiisssss




mmMMmmov..ing

very...................................................fast?
[identity profile] bluescreenofme.livejournal.com
An entire month off! After the whole investigation of that thief last month, I think a vacation is just what we need.

Maybe I'll use the time to get some of that stuff I've always been meaning to do out of the way. Like installing some new software... or defragmenting my hard drive!

...



Last defrag on drive C was NEVER ago. Do you want to continue? (y/n/q)
>Y

...













An error has occurred. To continue:

Press Enter to return to Windows, or

Press CTRL+ALT+DEL to restart your computer. If you do this,
you will lose any unsaved information in all open applications.

Error: 0E : 013D : BEF5C4A0

[Text]

Oct. 6th, 2010 09:20 pm
[identity profile] bluescreenofme.livejournal.com
I AM SO SORRY EVERYBODY

I WILL NEVER GO ON THE INTERNET AGAIN

[Filtered to Sakura]

You should contact your bank right away and change your credit card number!
[identity profile] bluescreenofme.livejournal.com
[private]

[WinME's surfin' the net.
Maybe checking out some sweet GeoCities websites.
Checkin' her Hotmail account.

And then an ad comes up.]

Answer the question and win a new mp3 player! I bet I can do this.
Hmm...

[A little googling later, she has the answer! Leonardo DiCaprio, it turns out, was the main dude in Titanic.

You may already be a winner! Click here to claim your prize.]

WARNING: An untrusted network connection may be
WARNING: This security certifi
WARNING: Norton repor
WARNING: You ma
WARNING:
WARN
W







...

[public]

Huh? That was weird... I felt kind of dizzy for a minute...

Oh well! Seems fine now.

How is everyone feeling today?
[identity profile] bluescreenofme.livejournal.com
[WinME is at the hardware recquisition center!

Not to get anything, though. She's just... looking at what's available. Her expression is somewhere between awe, trepidation, and fear.]

Petabytes?
Teraflops?
Quantum drives?!

Here I thought I was falling behind back home... CO's technology really is something else, huh.


I wonder if my file table could handle any of these...

[Small gulp. LOOK OF DETERMINATION]

Excuse me! I'd like to borrow one 10PB hard drive, please!

...

Thank you!


Connecting to new file system...

Connecting...

Connecting...






An error has occurred. To continue:

Press Enter to return to Windows, or

Press CTRL+ALT+DEL to restart your computer. If you do this,
you will lose any unsaved information in all open applications.

Error: 0E : 013D : BEF5C4A0

[Video]

Sep. 19th, 2010 10:38 pm
[identity profile] bluescreenofme.livejournal.com
[This is WinME!

WinME looks tired.

Very tired.

Tired and upset.]

I guess it's over...

I'm... I'm sorry I wasn't more helpful! Maybe if I was more stable, or better at using system resources, I wouldn't have made so many mistakes...

S-So next time, I'll try hard to be less of a burden, okay?
[identity profile] bluescreenofme.livejournal.com
[Windows ME has staked out a corner of Amina's safe zone! She is sitting on the floor, totally focusing on what's in front of her. On the right: A stack of fast food chicken sandwiches that were going to go to waste anyway because the refrigerator had broken down. On the left: A fuggin' enormous stack of forms. Two stacks, specifically: A Complete stack, and an Incomplete stack.

With incredible speed, WInME pulls forms down from the top of the Incomplete stack, fills them out to the letter, and transfers them to the Complete stack. Occasionally, the stack of sandwiches is cut down a layer with similar speed.]

Form EZ-7577X... Food-Related Plumbing Incident Report. Done!
Form HD-7011G... Food-Related Plumbing Incident Resolution-related Incident Report. Done!
Form TC-1111A... Spatial Anomalies in Residential Sectors Report. Done!

[Just because the OS complications don't have anything to do with her doesn't mean she doesn't hold herself responsible, after all.]

[Video]

Aug. 31st, 2010 05:37 pm
[identity profile] bluescreenofme.livejournal.com
So I found the problem with the showers! For some reason, it was trying to pump water from the food processing plant.

I fixed that on one floor, but, well... I'm not sure why it won't do any temperatures between Very Cold and Very Hot. Or why I can't turn the showers off. Or why the drain isn't working.

[Looking in the background, one might notice that WinME seems to be standing on a stool, surrounded by slowly rising water.]

Um.


Help?
[identity profile] bluescreenofme.livejournal.com
Hello, everybody! I understand that there are a lot of computer problems going on right now, so I chose a lucky time to show up!

My name is Microsoft Windows Millenium Edition, but you can just call me Windows ME, WinME, or even just ME for short. I'm a formerly state of the art Operating System with a really good User Experience, so if you have any trouble with anything, I'll be very enthusiastic in helping you sollllll-l-l-ll-l----l------

[Static.]

An error has occurred. To continue:

Press Enter to return to Windows, or

Press CTRL+ALT+DEL to restart your computer. If you do this,
you will lose any unsaved information in all open applications.

Error: 0E : 013B : C0F3AA00


[Video ends. Meanwhile, WinME regains consciousness a few minutes later.]



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