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[bluescreenofme.livejournal.com]

[private]

[WinME's surfin' the net.
Maybe checking out some sweet GeoCities websites.
Checkin' her Hotmail account.

And then an ad comes up.]

Answer the question and win a new mp3 player! I bet I can do this.
Hmm...

[A little googling later, she has the answer! Leonardo DiCaprio, it turns out, was the main dude in Titanic.

You may already be a winner! Click here to claim your prize.]

WARNING: An untrusted network connection may be
WARNING: This security certifi
WARNING: Norton repor
WARNING: You ma
WARNING:
WARN
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...

[public]

Huh? That was weird... I felt kind of dizzy for a minute...

Oh well! Seems fine now.

How is everyone feeling today?

Comments

[scatterflower]

How do you think it got there!?

[bluescreenofme.livejournal.com]

I don't remember!

[scatterflower]

What do you mean that you don't...

[Blink. Then sigh.]

Come on, let's take you to go see Melvin...

[bluescreenofme.livejournal.com]

Who?

[scatterflower]

... The IT Guy.

[bluescreenofme.livejournal.com]

Something tells me that that's definitely a bad idea!

[scatterflower]

That'd be whatever virus you just caught talking.

[bluescreenofme.livejournal.com]

Wait, I think Mr. Norton found something!

[ATTENTON MR USER
UR SYSTEM HAS BEEN DETECTED TO CONTAN A VIRUS
KLICK HERE TO RUN A VIRUS SCAN]

If I click this, it should be fixed!

[scatterflower]

... Norton's the most ridiculously hackable anti-virus software ever


AND THAT'S NOT EVEN A REAL VIRUS SCANNER MESSAGE! DON'T CLICK IT!

[bluescreenofme.livejournal.com]

But it looks so trustworthy!

[scatterflower]

IT CAN'T EVEN SPELL THE MESSAGE RIGHT!

[bluescreenofme.livejournal.com]

E-Even Norton has abandoned me...

[scatterflower]

[Chika moves to pat ME on the back.]

Come on, let's get you to the IT guy so you can get fixed up, okay?

[bluescreenofme.livejournal.com]

Before we go, can I interest you in a free and easy way to get rich quick?

[scatterflower]

No.