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[WinME's surfin' the net.
Maybe checking out some sweet GeoCities websites.
Checkin' her Hotmail account.

And then an ad comes up.]

Answer the question and win a new mp3 player! I bet I can do this.
Hmm...

[A little googling later, she has the answer! Leonardo DiCaprio, it turns out, was the main dude in Titanic.

You may already be a winner! Click here to claim your prize.]

WARNING: An untrusted network connection may be
WARNING: This security certifi
WARNING: Norton repor
WARNING: You ma
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Huh? That was weird... I felt kind of dizzy for a minute...

Oh well! Seems fine now.

How is everyone feeling today?

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... Ten seconds to explain yourself.

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I-I don't know! Honest!

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... Then explain what you do know. Now.

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I remember... website...

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... Let me guess. You clicked on a pop-up?

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It said I could win a prize, and the question was really easy!

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... Miss ME, have you ever heard of the term "social engineering"?

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...no?

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IT MEANS YOU DON'T CLICK ON THOSE KINDS OF ADS!!!

Now, Enforcer's order, report to IT or the hospital wing or SOMETHING before I drag you by the USB Port!!!

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I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE

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THEN REPORT. I AM NOT PUTTING UP WITH GREEN-HAIRED SPAM!!!

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What if I changed my hair co--

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MOVE.

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I'M GOING I'M GOING

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I am sending a notice to the IT team and to the hospital team that they are to send me a note when you check in.

Meaning, five minutes.