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[bluescreenofme.livejournal.com]

[private]

[WinME's surfin' the net.
Maybe checking out some sweet GeoCities websites.
Checkin' her Hotmail account.

And then an ad comes up.]

Answer the question and win a new mp3 player! I bet I can do this.
Hmm...

[A little googling later, she has the answer! Leonardo DiCaprio, it turns out, was the main dude in Titanic.

You may already be a winner! Click here to claim your prize.]

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[public]

Huh? That was weird... I felt kind of dizzy for a minute...

Oh well! Seems fine now.

How is everyone feeling today?

Comments

[bluescreenofme.livejournal.com]

Or maybe this internet dating service! You never have to go to bed alone again!

[that-left-hook.livejournal.com]

What in the world are you talking about?!

[bluescreenofme.livejournal.com]

I think I blacked out for a second there...

[that-left-hook.livejournal.com]

Blacked out?

...All right, what's going on here?

[bluescreenofme.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure... did I say anything weird?

[that-left-hook.livejournal.com]

...You just told me to join a dating service.

[bluescreenofme.livejournal.com]

I did?

[that-left-hook.livejournal.com]

Yes. You did.

[bluescreenofme.livejournal.com]

That doesn't sound like me at all!

[that-left-hook.livejournal.com]

Then how do you explain what happened?

[bluescreenofme.livejournal.com]

I don't know!