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[bluescreenofme.livejournal.com]

[private]

[WinME's surfin' the net.
Maybe checking out some sweet GeoCities websites.
Checkin' her Hotmail account.

And then an ad comes up.]

Answer the question and win a new mp3 player! I bet I can do this.
Hmm...

[A little googling later, she has the answer! Leonardo DiCaprio, it turns out, was the main dude in Titanic.

You may already be a winner! Click here to claim your prize.]

WARNING: An untrusted network connection may be
WARNING: This security certifi
WARNING: Norton repor
WARNING: You ma
WARNING:
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[public]

Huh? That was weird... I felt kind of dizzy for a minute...

Oh well! Seems fine now.

How is everyone feeling today?

Comments

[bluescreenofme.livejournal.com]

I'm just trying to help!

[yakuza-otaku.livejournal.com]

I-I have plenty of-

... no, I mean!

You're not helping if you're going to end up giving me viruses, too!

[bluescreenofme.livejournal.com]

To you have viruses?

Quick, let me connect to your computer to run a virus scan!

[yakuza-otaku.livejournal.com]

No!

Scan yourself first!

[bluescreenofme.livejournal.com]

Okay, I'm scanning!

Running Norton.qxe...
...no viruses found! Would you like to win a free car?

[yakuza-otaku.livejournal.com]

... qxe?

[bluescreenofme.livejournal.com]

Gesundheit!

[yakuza-otaku.livejournal.com]

... I don't think norton is supposed to end with that kind of file extension...

[bluescreenofme.livejournal.com]

I trust Norton!

[yakuza-otaku.livejournal.com]

But Norton should end with an .exe, not a .qxe!

[bluescreenofme.livejournal.com]

Maybe he got an upgrade that changed it!

[yakuza-otaku.livejournal.com]

... I don't think so.