Backdated to right before the Hyrule log went up.

[hotshot-momma.livejournal.com]

Would someone be willing to look after a toddler for a day? I need to hunt down some chick in red you may have heard of, and Hyrule is no place for my kid.

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[former-endboss.livejournal.com]

I suppose I can look after the sprog for a while.

[hotshot-momma.livejournal.com]

Sprog. Now there's a word I never heard before coming to Planeo.

I gotta warn you, Archer might like being called one.

[former-endboss.livejournal.com]

A mischievous little hellraiser? Don't worry, he can't be any worse than mine.

[hotshot-momma.livejournal.com]

You've had children? No offense, but - you look younger than I do, and I'm 17.

[former-endboss.livejournal.com]

I'm older than I look. There's at least one Reyvateil who looks 16, but she's well over 700. We age very well, even those of us who have a lot of humans in our ancestry.

As for my progeny...he wasn't a child of my body, but I did consider him a son. Of all my creations, he was the dearest one to me.

[hotshot-momma.livejournal.com]

Fair enough.

...Are you feeling better after the, uh, numina inversion incident? We're STILL trying to figure out how that happened.

[former-endboss.livejournal.com]

I'm still not clear on what happened, but I ran a few diagnostics on myself. My H-waves were disturbed, but it was a fairly minor error, and it did self-correct.

[kyonko-narrates.livejournal.com]

You know I don't mind. Archer's a good kid.

[hotshot-momma.livejournal.com]

Think Jacqli's got it covered this go round, but sure. I think I owe you some ice cream or something for all the times you've looked after him.

[redroosterinn.livejournal.com]

I wasn't aware that we had any parents in our ranks.

[hotshot-momma.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I'm too young and feel too old for this shit, but Archer's a sweetheart.

[redroosterinn.livejournal.com]

Well, I hope you can find somebody to look after them.

[hotshot-momma.livejournal.com]

I'm surprised by how many people are willing, honestly.

[redroosterinn.livejournal.com]

I'd like to think that most people who would work here would be willing to stand up for the safety of children.

[thetypingbug.livejournal.com]

"Beedikeebi beeki kibeep!" She can take care of him for a while!

[hotshot-momma.livejournal.com]

[a talking bug how can this b-oh it's just Cheryl.]

Think it's been covered this go round, but. Uh. You sure you want to be in the same room as a two-year old who needed to be convinced that rocks aren't delicious?

[thetypingbug.livejournal.com]

"Keebeep deekibibi pibi geebeep! Bibi keedi peedipibeep!" She's done a few jobs at the Polestar Preschool, and found that kids are fun! And she's actually pretty good at it!

"Pibi keedibi? Beekibigeebeep." But just to make sure, he can't actually digest those rocks, right?

[hotshot-momma.livejournal.com]

Nope. That's why they aren't delicious.

I might take you up on it, depending on how he reacts.

[thetypingbug.livejournal.com]

"Kibeep." Okay. "Beepi keedi beekigeekibi, bibigeebeep." She's pretty sure there won't be a problem. Children usually aren't that afraid of her when they see her; it's the adults that freak out.