I can't shake the feeling people probably were waiting for this one.

[faithfultenko.livejournal.com]

*Someone familiar is wandering the premises.*

Lady Yukawi? LADY YUKAWIIIIIII!

Lady Yukawi! I don't like this place! It's weird and scary and stuff! I wanna go hooooooome!

*If the obvious youth of the kitsune wasn't a dead giveaway what happened, the fact that she only has two tails instead of the normal nine is probably an indication of something.*

Where's the forest?! I want the forest! Baaaaaaaaaw!

Comments

[faithfultenko.livejournal.com]

Of course you should ask about species! There's youkai everywhere! Man, you're stupid.

[hotshot-momma.livejournal.com]

Yoh Kai?

(she blinks.)

You don't look like one of the monsters... is there something else walked into town?

[faithfultenko.livejournal.com]

What monsters? You don't mean youkai do you? 'Cause humans are calling them monsters all the time, and it's not twu! Okay, some of them eat humans, but they're not monsters!

[hotshot-momma.livejournal.com]

I'm sure the eaten humans will be HAPPY to hear you aren't monsters.

[faithfultenko.livejournal.com]

You humans kill a lotta foxes too, you know! Doesn't that make you monsters too?

[hotshot-momma.livejournal.com]

Why would any of us kill a fox? Meat eaters don't taste good and the fur is really small.

[faithfultenko.livejournal.com]

Well, well, you don't hafta eat us to kill us! You just do! We just want food sometimes, and you kill foxes! That's pwetty monstwous!

[hotshot-momma.livejournal.com]

That's pretty damn senseless. I mean, nailing a rabbit for dinner is one thing.

...Wait, you telling me YOU'RE a fox?

[faithfultenko.livejournal.com]

Yep! But I don't look like one so much ever since I got the second tail. But I'm still a fox!