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Filtered to 0134, directed at 0134 agents
[Shortly after the announcement of the inspection, there is a general message.]
Alright you lugs, the brass wants us looking our best for the inspection tomorrow, and as I have some experience with whipping people into shape, I have graciously agreed to offer my expertise. That means I expect everyone not currently working on essential or time sensitive tasks to report their sorry asses to gymnasium D78 for a speed course on not looking like slobs before superior officers!
[Edit: I don't particularly want to log out all the actual training, but feel free to assume it is pretty goddamn intense and probably involves Mao swearing at you a lot. If anyone actually shows up.]
Alright you lugs, the brass wants us looking our best for the inspection tomorrow, and as I have some experience with whipping people into shape, I have graciously agreed to offer my expertise. That means I expect everyone not currently working on essential or time sensitive tasks to report their sorry asses to gymnasium D78 for a speed course on not looking like slobs before superior officers!
[Edit: I don't particularly want to log out all the actual training, but feel free to assume it is pretty goddamn intense and probably involves Mao swearing at you a lot. If anyone actually shows up.]
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BUT WE AREN'T EVEN PART OF THE ARMY OR SOMETHING TO WARRANT THIS TRA-
...Wait.
Dammit.
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Are you an agent?
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W-well then line up with everyone else.
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You know the 0134 crew better than I do, how much trouble am I in for with this job?
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Don't be too surprised or intimidated by dragons, giant insects, aliens, robots... a lot of them are actually pretty good at following instructions, if nothing else, but there isn't a whole lot of actual, formal military experience here.
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I'm so excited! I want to see what kinds of training you strong humans do!
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Is this better?
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Can't let yourself be rattled by subordinates like this. Get it together, Melissa.Don't assume you're getting any special treatment just because you can breath fire. Fall in with everyone else.
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Humanoids really do have some funny notions of proper respect.
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It should be good for a laugh, trying to see him act disciplined.
Like you're much better.
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This promises to be a rather wearisome exercise.
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Oh how my heart bleeds for you! If only I could some how make your life easier.
Oh wait, that's not my job today.
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Oh har, har, it is to laugh. Sarcasm does not become you, woman.
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*sigh* Clearly I am unwanted around here right now. Very well, I will retreat and stay out of the way. I am not so foolish as to argue this in such a situation.
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This is probably a lost cause.]
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Let's see how well I manage on your course, madam...?
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Agent Anna Lin. Recenly transferred to TacAnal.
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[Rhetorical question.]
Good, you sound like you're not a total newbie at this kind of thing.
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This primarily a protocol test, or fitness, or what?
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