http://exmarineexbride.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] exmarineexbride.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] planeocracy2011-05-06 12:27 am

Filtered to 0134, directed at 0134 agents

[Shortly after the announcement of the inspection, there is a general message.]

Alright you lugs, the brass wants us looking our best for the inspection tomorrow, and as I have some experience with whipping people into shape, I have graciously agreed to offer my expertise. That means I expect everyone not currently working on essential or time sensitive tasks to report their sorry asses to gymnasium D78 for a speed course on not looking like slobs before superior officers!

[Edit: I don't particularly want to log out all the actual training, but feel free to assume it is pretty goddamn intense and probably involves Mao swearing at you a lot. If anyone actually shows up.]

[identity profile] ohgodnotzombies.livejournal.com 2011-05-06 07:38 am (UTC)(link)
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!?

[identity profile] ohgodnotzombies.livejournal.com 2011-05-06 01:56 pm (UTC)(link)
N-no, you didn't!

BUT WE AREN'T EVEN PART OF THE ARMY OR SOMETHING TO WARRANT THIS TRA-

...Wait.

Dammit.

[identity profile] ohgodnotzombies.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 03:11 am (UTC)(link)
This is going to hurt, is it...?

[identity profile] dragon-moe.livejournal.com 2011-05-06 08:19 pm (UTC)(link)
*a dragon showed up at the gym, Mao. What do?*

[identity profile] grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com 2011-05-06 10:14 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you want help, or do I get to do the fun part too?

[identity profile] grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com 2011-05-06 11:44 pm (UTC)(link)
No harm in deferring to expertise, but I don't really need the refresher anyways.

[identity profile] grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
That depends on who actually shows up.

Don't be too surprised or intimidated by dragons, giant insects, aliens, robots... a lot of them are actually pretty good at following instructions, if nothing else, but there isn't a whole lot of actual, formal military experience here.

[identity profile] grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 02:08 am (UTC)(link)
Good thinking. I've got my powered armor, but even that doesn't always feel like it'd be enough.

[identity profile] grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
You've got dragons. Dragons can lose their tempers just like people.

[identity profile] grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
Never a dull moment here, that's for sure.
qhaellizith: (SO SUPER PLEASED HUMANS ARE COOL)

[personal profile] qhaellizith 2011-05-06 11:23 pm (UTC)(link)
[An even bigger dragon than the first shows up.]

I'm so excited! I want to see what kinds of training you strong humans do!
qhaellizith: (I LOOK FORWARD TO TRYING YOUR HUMAN FUN)

[personal profile] qhaellizith 2011-05-06 11:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[The large dragonic form shrinks into a far more human looking shape. Still rather tall, but not unreasonably so for a human.]

Is this better?
qhaellizith: (HEY LOOK I FOUND THIS COOL HUMAN THING)

[personal profile] qhaellizith 2011-05-11 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Ahaha! I'm sure you don't literally mean to fall.
qhaellizith: (I LOOK FORWARD TO TRYING YOUR HUMAN FUN)

[personal profile] qhaellizith 2011-05-11 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[It soon becomes apparent from the way Qhaellizith just shuffles amongst the mass and looks around that she has absolutely zero sense of military discipline.]
qhaellizith: (NOW LOOK YOU MADE ME BECOME SERIOUS)

[personal profile] qhaellizith 2011-05-13 05:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Qhaellizith does a somewhat decent job of mimicking the mannerisms, until she comments:]

Humanoids really do have some funny notions of proper respect.

[identity profile] dadass.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
Training, huh? What the hell, got nothing better to do.

It should be good for a laugh, trying to see him act disciplined.

Like you're much better.

[identity profile] dadass.livejournal.com 2011-05-08 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
It'd be a shame to let you down after that display of confidence, wouldn't it?

This promises to be a rather wearisome exercise.

[identity profile] dadass.livejournal.com 2011-05-08 06:18 am (UTC)(link)
*Nier is laughing. His. Ass. Off.*

Oh har, har, it is to laugh. Sarcasm does not become you, woman.

[identity profile] dadass.livejournal.com 2011-05-08 05:54 pm (UTC)(link)
Gotcha. Hey Weiss, if you're not going to train, why don't you hang out in the library for a while? You like reading books... even though you're a book...

*sigh* Clearly I am unwanted around here right now. Very well, I will retreat and stay out of the way. I am not so foolish as to argue this in such a situation.

[identity profile] not-thief.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
Reporting for duty. I guess.

[identity profile] not-thief.livejournal.com 2011-05-07 05:55 am (UTC)(link)
[At least he annihilated your obstacle course with his SUPER TREASURE HUNTING SKILLS. Probably didn't do too well with some of the other stuff though]

[identity profile] hotshot-momma.livejournal.com 2011-05-08 09:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Agreed. God knows what they're going to send out of their brassholes.

Let's see how well I manage on your course, madam...?

[identity profile] hotshot-momma.livejournal.com 2011-05-08 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Enforcer Mao, then. And no offense meant; you get old younger in my world, if you understand me.

Agent Anna Lin. Recenly transferred to TacAnal.

[identity profile] hotshot-momma.livejournal.com 2011-05-10 02:57 am (UTC)(link)
The kind where turning 18 is usually fatal.

This primarily a protocol test, or fitness, or what?

[identity profile] hotshot-momma.livejournal.com 2011-05-10 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
Suits me fine. That was always my weakness, frankly.