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[02legacy.livejournal.com]

[The kid is sitting at an otherwise empty table, his feet propped up on the surface while he leans back on two legs. He holds the odd device up, giving it a scrutinizing look before nodding once. He mutters around a strand of licorice.]

Alright, I think I got it figured out now.

[Candy removed, 'cause it's rude to talk with one's mouth full.]

Hey, what's up out there? Name's Duo. Duo Maxwell. Kinda new-ish around here. Been here a few days, but I was just kinda stayin' low for a bit. Well, now that I got my bearings, I can show my face without coming across as lost.

Anyway, look forward to workin' with you all. Now hopefully this works, or I'm giving up on this fucking thing and throwing it under a truck.

[Omnomnom licorice.]

Comments

[duo-death-god.livejournal.com]

*blink*

[02legacy.livejournal.com]

[He stares silently before dropping his licorice in the trash]

Last time I buy candy from strangers...

[duo-death-god.livejournal.com]

You even SOUND kind of like me.

[02legacy.livejournal.com]

Sure, buddy.

So, how did they get close enough to harvest DNA, and when did they clone me?

Now I probably already know the answer to this but I'm gonna ask anyway... who the fuck are you?

[duo-death-god.livejournal.com]

I'm Duo Maxwell. As far as I'm concerned you can be the cheap Chinese knockoff brand.

[gokaiger-yellow.livejournal.com]

Eh? Duo? When'd you get younger?

[02legacy.livejournal.com]

... well, that's new. Heh. Usually, it's "When did you get so tall?" and "When did you grow up on me?"

So. Lady, who for some reason thinks I'm old or some shit, do I know you?

[gokaiger-yellow.livejournal.com]

I liked you better before. At least then you were polite.

[02legacy.livejournal.com]

Polite is a special little treat, reserved specifically for people who deserve it.

[gokaiger-yellow.livejournal.com]

Even I know when to respect people!

[chatterboxbot.livejournal.com]

...Duo Maxwell?

[02legacy.livejournal.com]

The one and only!

[chatterboxbot.livejournal.com]

...I wouldn't be so sure of that!

Just wondering, but what world are you from?

[02legacy.livejournal.com]

They gave me some specific number. I don't remember exactly what it was, it's on one of the ten kagillion papers on my bed right now. I've always just called it "Earth".

[chatterboxbot.livejournal.com]

That's because there's lots and lots of different earths! It's a little confusing.

But I'm still pretty sure you aren't the same Duo Maxwell as my roommate!

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

...Duo Maxwell, huh? Just a few days?

[ An alternate or something? ]

[02legacy.livejournal.com]

Few. Couple. Several. Somethin' like that. To get real technical, I've been here less than a week.

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

Not the Duo I know then. Name's Katina Tarask.

[02legacy.livejournal.com]

Yeah, startin' to get that a lot...

Nice to meet you and all, Katina.

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

Just as long as you know what's going on.

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

[What's this? Another Duo Maxwell? With the nice hair and even prettier eyes? This means one of three things:

a). Clone
2). Alternate
III). FISSION MAILED

Either way there is a dilemma here.

Or not. Since Duo-1 has the nick of Aquarius, then Duo-2 should have the nick of:]

GEMINI!

[Yes, there is dramatic pointing at the screen and all that.]

[02legacy.livejournal.com]

[Blink blink blinky blink?]

The hell?!

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

You're now Gemini, cutey. Nice to meetcha! I'm Kyoko.

[02legacy.livejournal.com]

... wait, you mean like the zodiac thing? Huh. Well, your guess is as good as mine on that one, babe.

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

My guess is better since I came up with it.

And, OMG--[Yes, she actually said the letters OMG]--your hair is as nice as Aquarius's! What kind of conditioner do you use?!