ITP: Welcoming Committee. [Event] [Canon]

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

[There is an overly excitable redheaded girl making her way down the line of newcomers. Specifically the male newcomers.

She is making some rather unsavory comments to them.

Let's just cut to the chase, she's hitting on every humanoid male she sees who's over fifteen. Feel free to gasp, faint, mock, or whatever while she has a captive audience!]

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[honorandvalor.livejournal.com]

[Unfortunately for her, Alberich is firmly of the opinion that his face scares children thanks to various scars, and he has no idea of why someone would look at his rear end.]

..."Cutey"?