ITP: Welcoming Committee. [Event] [Canon]

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

[There is an overly excitable redheaded girl making her way down the line of newcomers. Specifically the male newcomers.

She is making some rather unsavory comments to them.

Let's just cut to the chase, she's hitting on every humanoid male she sees who's over fifteen. Feel free to gasp, faint, mock, or whatever while she has a captive audience!]

Comments

[razthepsynaut.livejournal.com]

*Redhead? Hits on everybody in sight? Oh. My. Gosh.*

Whoa! You're Kyoko, aren't ya?!

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

[And he's too young to hit on, but he gets a blink of surprise followed by a broad grin.]

My reputation precedes me! Nice ta meetcha! That's me!

[razthepsynaut.livejournal.com]

Wow! I heard all about you! They say you were a clone made by [humanity], but you totally defected and helped out Confuto Ordinatio! And then you went and distracted the inspectors they sicced on you guys after you got those warships by putting a big ratings list of guys up! Which is kinda weird, but man, that must have taken guts!

O-oh, sorry. I'm Raz. Razputin Aquatos? I'm from Division 0084. It's so cool to meet you!

[theelectricman.livejournal.com]

[Cole's just blinking over at the young girl who is rather obviously hitting on him. And he is very much not amused at it, if you know, you couldn't tell.]

How old are you, anyway? And where the hell is this?

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

[Oh, she can tell. Most people in this line are like that anyway.]

Not even a year old and didn't you get the informative pamphlets yet?

[theelectricman.livejournal.com]

[The. Hell? What was this girl even talking about?]

No. I didn't. And you look a little old to be less than a year old.

[laytonblog.livejournal.com]

... My dear, are you a student here or something?

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

Nope! I'm an Agent.....

[Dammit. Hat Man is taken.]

Mr. Tops! Welcome to Confuto Ordinatio! Mind your sanity at the door!

[laytonblog.livejournal.com]

... Agent?

Have I found myself at a police station or something, then?

[genki-trumpet.livejournal.com]

[Hihara's just kinda... O.o? He's still trying to figure out where he's at]

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

[After a long list of the ways he's attractive....]

....and your bum is nice and tight! That's always a plus!

anyway, I'm Kyoko! Nice to meetcha!

[2-ofhypotenuse.livejournal.com]

He hopes he isn't humanoid enough. Hopes and prays. He just wants to get out of here with the least amount of awkwardness possible.... Surely this human isn't going to follow in the footsteps of all the krogans, turians and asari who've already made passes at him....

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

[Shockingly, she's just going to stand there and stare for a moment, head tilted to the side.

She raises a finger, and points at his face.]

Are those tattoos or natural markings?

[Nope! Not humanoid enough! Bless your stars!]

[were-gonna-die.livejournal.com]

[And have one confused-looking TransMetal Maximal gawking at you.]

H-Hey now! We just met! Then again, this would be somethin' Silverwing would do...

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

[Gawking is always the best reaction!]

So, Titanium? You're still a hotty.

[myheadisnotbig.livejournal.com]

The girl's actual words seem to be totally lost on the sixteen-year-old. It's not because he didn't hear her, mind you; Dib can handle ghosts, zombies, aliens, vampires, anything in the far and fantastic unknown, but the subtle mystery of a girl actually showing interest in him? That's scary as hell.

"A--wha? Hey, what's going on here! What IS this place? Who ARE you? Where AM I? No, wait, I already kind of asked that..."

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

Kyoko just giggles at his questions. Man! This could never get old!

"I'm Kyoko! And you're in Confuto Ordinatio! It's a pandimensional agency dedicated to protecting the multiverse!"

[king-of-flames.livejournal.com]

...Come again?

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

I said:

[Insert exact repetition of the long flowery description she used for Roy.]

[chronicjumper.livejournal.com]

...

[You're referring to him, are you?]

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

[If the way she's describing his guns is any indication? Yes.]

[whats-a-char.livejournal.com]

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

Those shades!

[honorandvalor.livejournal.com]

[Alberich is looking around at the rather strange setting when he hears someone address him. He turns to see someone who is as old as his Trainees are.]

Excuse me?

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

I said: "Hey, cutey, nice bum you have there!"