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[The hallways seem livelier this morning than most, but this isn't saying much, considering how this division of Confuto Ordinatio alone houses a veritable number of registered agents. The usual sounds heard each morning would either be the pitter patter of feet and the occasional casual asides, but the noise made at the moment is somewhat different. Footsteps were replaced with the semi-unusual cries of what seems to be a literal stampede, the frenzied rampage of quadrapeds trampling over innocent bystandards and all. Of course, there were no four-legged animals to be found. A rolling, red rug appears to have been the source of so many agents' discomfort. As it rolled on, it spread out a thin layer of silk specifically for two girls to walk across.]

Judging from the procedure required to apply, there seems to be a greater degree of organization here than at school. Still... I do have to wonder about their standards, dear sister.

Indeed, Ms. Kneesocks, but that is to be expected. After all, even the most ruthless distribution of rrrrrules can be all for naught if the worthless common employee cannot follow them.

Yes, dear sister. Still, from this day on, isn't it our obligation to make sure they uphold their duties? After all, the image of an organization is reflected on all of its agents.

But moreso on its superiors including ourselves, wouldn't you say? This means that it is our duty, no, obligation to enforce strict disciplinary measures to enforce their roles here. As superior officers, it's also our goal to define... hmhmm, discipline.

[Kneesocks nods, a small smile forming on her face] How would you suggest we carry that out?

Well, Ms. Kneesocks...

[Both sisters start talking to each other, almost inaudibly to anyone but each other. The conversation is often accentuated by the occasional laughter, minimized with the intention of maintaining a proper demeanor, but for the most part, they aren't making a terribly big effort at hiding their prideful demeanor.]

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You're welcome.

I didn't say "thank you."

But we've just saved you from excess grams of cholesterol, carbohydrates, and calories. The proper response is to thank my sister and me.

But I don't care about those things so you just wasted my ice cream for no good reason.

Preserving your health and physical appearance is a good reason. Would you prefer to let yourself go?

What do you mean 'let myself go'? I eat this stuff all the time and I look okay. Besides, it's my goal in life to try everything once! How can I do that when people are knocking ice cream out of my hands before I can try it?

[If anything, she's only grown a couple inches since she was born. Otherwise she's a twig.]

Eugh...

It seems that this Agent doesn't quite understand the value of the simple phrase "no, thank you, I'm full". How could she ever hope to reach a perfect state of mind and body like ourselves if all she thinks about is gorging?

[Something clicks in her head and a wide smile comes across her face.]

Oh, it's not just food. It's also roller coasters. Oh! And kissing! Kissing sounds like it'll be fun! And dancing! And going to high school! Oh! And I always wanted to.... [She's going to list pretty much everything under the sun if the sisters let her.]

[Ignoreeee (because paying attention is starting to be painful)]

Indeed, dear sister. It appears she's not acquainted with the concept of 'limits'. It would do her some good to impose some on herself.

[Well, at least one of them hit a nail on the head. Speaking of, Kyoko is going to get right up in Kneesocks' space and reaching out to poke at her horn.]

Is that natural or decorative?

Lewd, revolting, and completely unnecessary... Ms. Kneesocks, I feel as if this place is in need of a proper education and re-education program of so-

[Seeing Kyoko reach out to Kneesocks' horn, which was an offense in and of itself, Scanty raised her leg into the air and prepared a kick straight for the girl's face.]

What do you think you're doing, invading my sister's personal space like that!? Do you have any idea how many rrrrules you were just about to break!?

[After stepping back, Kneesocks almost reaches for Double Gold Spandex. For now, she's simply keeping her distance. Just saying.]

It's none of your concern.

Dear sister, I believe we've heard enough to know this conversation will get nowhere.

[Annnnnd she gets successfully distracted from the horn, eyes wide as she turns to Scanty, a huge grin on her face.]

Do that again! The thing with the R! That is so. cool!