http://winter-warwolf.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] winter-warwolf.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] planeocracy2011-08-30 08:58 pm

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[Revmir took the time to read the manual from back to front before turning on his PDA]

[Video]

[A big man of indeterminate age appears wearing a fur-lined cap and a military uniform. He snaps a sharp salute with his free hand and spoke in a heavily-accented, but firm clip]

Greetings. I am Red Army Man Revmir Kostovich Volkov of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics, reporting for duty to Confuto Ordinatio. Do not hesitate to call on me if you need assistance.

[he pauses for a moment, the continues]

I would greatly appreciate assistance in adjusting to the protocols of this organization. Thank you.
qhaellizith: (I LOOK FORWARD TO TRYING YOUR HUMAN FUN)

[personal profile] qhaellizith 2011-08-31 04:50 am (UTC)(link)
Hey you! How good're you at fighting?
qhaellizith: (HEY LOOK I FOUND THIS COOL HUMAN THING)

[personal profile] qhaellizith 2011-08-31 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
Come to the Simulation Room! Or I can take you there! I want to see how good you're!
qhaellizith: (I LOOK FORWARD TO TRYING YOUR HUMAN FUN)

[personal profile] qhaellizith 2011-08-31 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
Those PDAs've got a very neat map function. Oh, here, I figured this out! I can send directions and coordinates straight to yours!
qhaellizith: (HEY LOOK I FOUND THIS COOL HUMAN THING)

[personal profile] qhaellizith 2011-08-31 11:12 pm (UTC)(link)
There! I sent it!
qhaellizith: (I LOOK FORWARD TO TRYING YOUR HUMAN FUN)

1/2

[personal profile] qhaellizith 2011-09-01 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
Great!
qhaellizith: (SO SUPER PLEASED HUMANS ARE COOL)

2/2

[personal profile] qhaellizith 2011-09-01 01:05 am (UTC)(link)
[Qhaellizith's form suddenly expanded into that of a dragon.]

Let's do this!
qhaellizith: (Default)

Re: 2/2

[personal profile] qhaellizith 2011-09-01 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
Oooh, how bold! You must have amazing punches to think of using them against a dragon! Now I almost want to see them in action!
qhaellizith: (UHHH)

1/2

[personal profile] qhaellizith 2011-09-04 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Warn a...
qhaellizith: (YOU HUMANS SURE CAN BE SURPRISING)

2/2

[personal profile] qhaellizith 2011-09-04 10:58 pm (UTC)(link)
You're right! I forgot to tell you about being a dragon!

[Her tail lashes out in an attempt to discourage his circling behind her.]

[identity profile] exmarineexbride.livejournal.com 2011-08-31 05:30 am (UTC)(link)
At ease. We're generally pretty informal around here.

[identity profile] exmarineexbride.livejournal.com 2011-08-31 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Enforcer Melissa Mao, by the way. You're from the USSR?

[identity profile] exmarineexbride.livejournal.com 2011-08-31 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Probably from...

[She eyes his unifrom...]

Call it the 1950s?

[identity profile] exmarineexbride.livejournal.com 2011-08-31 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Well that's a rather crucial decade. Good thing I asked.

[identity profile] exmarineexbride.livejournal.com 2011-08-31 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Well for one, I'd hate to go to your world expecting the cold war and get world war two instead.

[identity profile] exmarineexbride.livejournal.com 2011-09-01 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
...I probably shouldn't be tell you all this stuff, should I?

[identity profile] former-endboss.livejournal.com 2011-08-31 11:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Red Army Man? You sound like a toy for boys who like to play soldier.

[identity profile] former-endboss.livejournal.com 2011-08-31 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
The translator must be mangling it, because it sounds ridiculous in my language.

Yes, there is an automatic translator here. It works pretty well normally.

[identity profile] former-endboss.livejournal.com 2011-08-31 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
If you think that is strange, perhaps you should go eat in the Cafeteria. The cook is a cockroach.

[identity profile] former-endboss.livejournal.com 2011-08-31 11:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh. I think his standard response to that is that he washes his hands like anyone else.