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[micro-icarus.livejournal.com]

[The following is filter FROM Lucca. In theory it should be filtered TO a few of Ed's friends, but Ed's not exactly thinking super clearly right now, for one reason or another. This post is filtered to, uh, everyone else.]

So...hypothetically speaking, lets say you liked a girl, and then you found out that she also liked you back.

What do you do next?

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[meguca-factory.livejournal.com]

My understanding of the topic is admittedly limited, but the main objective of the courtship ritual for your species is the passing on of your genetic material to the next generation.

[micro-icarus.livejournal.com]

I'm not gonna do THAT! How did you even get this message!?

[meguca-factory.livejournal.com]

You made it public, as far as i can tell.

I've always found human reluctance to address this topic a bit confusing. Procreation is required for the survival of your species, but you view it with more caution and trepidation than you do murder, if not more.

[micro-icarus.livejournal.com]

[Oh Goddammit now everyone knows.]

I'm not going to KILL anyone either!

[pidonus.livejournal.com]

...

Step one, check for others who might like you. If you smell a potential love triangle, exercise extreme caution.

[micro-icarus.livejournal.com]

Goddammit, now everyone is going to be bugging me about this.

It was enough work finding ONE person. I don't think there'll be two.

[pidonus.livejournal.com]

No, no, what I mean is, check for another person who might like you.

Trust me, the alternative's... Kiiinda messy.

[micro-icarus.livejournal.com]

What would I do if there was?

[meguca-factory.livejournal.com]

Naturally not.

If you wish not to answer, I'll concede to your desire - I'm just trying to unravel one of the many mysetries that surround humanity.

[pidonus.livejournal.com]

That... Depends on the specifics of the girls involved.

In particular, you need to look out for Yandere types, but there's lots of other romantic entanglement situations you need to watch out for.

Otherwise, your romantic life becomes a taste of hell.

[micro-icarus.livejournal.com]

What's a yandere type?

[pidonus.livejournal.com]

They seem perfectly sweet and innocent, and then they kill anyone who gets in the way of their love with whoever they fixate upon.

There's a lot of classic cases if you check through the fiction, and the scary thing is, it's more realistic than it would seem.

[micro-icarus.livejournal.com]

I don't think THAT will be a problem.

[pidonus.livejournal.com]

Well, admittedly, that's a worst-case scenario.

But there's plenty of lesser ones that can and do happen.

So check over the whole situation first.

[micro-icarus.livejournal.com]

If you really think it's needed...

[micro-icarus.livejournal.com]

I was kind of looking for advice from a human perspective.

I'm not even sure what you are.

[violet-boundary.livejournal.com]

Start buying her nice things regularly, obviously.

[micro-icarus.livejournal.com]

[If the whole compounds going to give him advice, he might as well take advantage of it. He's got a pen and paper and is writing this down.]

Buy...her...

Really? That seems kinda shallow to me.

[an-mermaid.livejournal.com]

Well, you'd better be nice to her, first off.

[micro-icarus.livejournal.com]

Obviously.

[violet-boundary.livejournal.com]

Oh also, take her out to nice places and carry her bags and give her your umbrella in the rain~

[xinshanquangal.livejournal.com]

Th' hell you askin' me for?

[an-mermaid.livejournal.com]

You asked. Secondly, don't flirt with other girls, whether nobody likes you or you have a dozen fangirls hovering around you at any given time!

[micro-icarus.livejournal.com]

I normally don't carry an umbrella.

[micro-icarus.livejournal.com]

Well, you can't know less about it than ME.