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[micro-icarus.livejournal.com]

[The following is filter FROM Lucca. In theory it should be filtered TO a few of Ed's friends, but Ed's not exactly thinking super clearly right now, for one reason or another. This post is filtered to, uh, everyone else.]

So...hypothetically speaking, lets say you liked a girl, and then you found out that she also liked you back.

What do you do next?

Comments

[meguca-factory.livejournal.com]

My understanding of the topic is admittedly limited, but the main objective of the courtship ritual for your species is the passing on of your genetic material to the next generation.

[micro-icarus.livejournal.com]

I'm not gonna do THAT! How did you even get this message!?

[meguca-factory.livejournal.com]

You made it public, as far as i can tell.

I've always found human reluctance to address this topic a bit confusing. Procreation is required for the survival of your species, but you view it with more caution and trepidation than you do murder, if not more.

[pidonus.livejournal.com]

...

Step one, check for others who might like you. If you smell a potential love triangle, exercise extreme caution.

[micro-icarus.livejournal.com]

Goddammit, now everyone is going to be bugging me about this.

It was enough work finding ONE person. I don't think there'll be two.

[pidonus.livejournal.com]

No, no, what I mean is, check for another person who might like you.

Trust me, the alternative's... Kiiinda messy.

[violet-boundary.livejournal.com]

Start buying her nice things regularly, obviously.

[micro-icarus.livejournal.com]

[If the whole compounds going to give him advice, he might as well take advantage of it. He's got a pen and paper and is writing this down.]

Buy...her...

Really? That seems kinda shallow to me.

[violet-boundary.livejournal.com]

Oh also, take her out to nice places and carry her bags and give her your umbrella in the rain~

[an-mermaid.livejournal.com]

Well, you'd better be nice to her, first off.

[micro-icarus.livejournal.com]

Obviously.

[an-mermaid.livejournal.com]

You asked. Secondly, don't flirt with other girls, whether nobody likes you or you have a dozen fangirls hovering around you at any given time!

[xinshanquangal.livejournal.com]

Th' hell you askin' me for?

[micro-icarus.livejournal.com]

Well, you can't know less about it than ME.

[xinshanquangal.livejournal.com]

Well... geez, I dunno. Ask her out on a date? Take her somewhere nice just th' two of ya, maybe make somethin' to eat... Damn, I dunno, I'm about as romantic as a rock.

[thetypingbug.livejournal.com]

"Peegibeegi beep deegiibi kibeep! Peedibeep geeki." Flowers and candy are always nice.

[micro-icarus.livejournal.com]

"That seems easy enough."

[thetypingbug.livejournal.com]

"--Pibi, geegeekibi beegibeep peekikeedi deeki beep." But, some flowers are more appropriate than others. Daisies say something a little different from Roses, for instance. It's a good idea to pay attention and find out which flowers are her favorites, because you can't go wrong there.

"Geekideekibeebigeebi peedi." As for candy... pretty much the same thing. Candy corn is almost NEVER appropriate, but chocolates are.

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

Uuuuh...

That really depends on the girl.

[micro-icarus.livejournal.com]

Then I guess I'll have to figure that out myself.

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

It's important to make sure you keep her in mind, whatever you do - and don't just mindlessly do crap for her, but pay attention to how she reacts.

[devilsphyscian.livejournal.com]

[Smiiiiirk]

I thought you would be more worldly then that Ed.

[micro-icarus.livejournal.com]

I've never had TIME for this kind of thing before now!

[d-drive-love.livejournal.com]

Make a few save files as backup, steel yourself mentally, and go straight down that route like the fist of the north star.

[micro-icarus.livejournal.com]

...huh?