ITP: Welcoming Committee. [Event] [Canon]

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

[There is an overly excitable redheaded girl making her way down the line of newcomers. Specifically the male newcomers.

She is making some rather unsavory comments to them.

Let's just cut to the chase, she's hitting on every humanoid male she sees who's over fifteen. Feel free to gasp, faint, mock, or whatever while she has a captive audience!]

Comments

[theelectricman.livejournal.com]

[The. Hell? What was this girl even talking about?]

No. I didn't. And you look a little old to be less than a year old.

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

Well, depends on your perspective. Do we want the mental age, the physical age, or from the time I was 'born'?

[theelectricman.livejournal.com]

... I didn't know that those could even be different.

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

You'd be surprised.

[theelectricman.livejournal.com]

Fine then. Give me all three ages then.

[Might as well learn that, if it could actually be different. Speaking of...]

So, how does that even work anyway?

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

Physically.... about seven months, mentally about sixteen, and I was born about nine months ago!

[theelectricman.livejournal.com]

Okay, that still isn't making much sense to me kid. How exactly does that work?

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's really simple! I was cloned from another girl with all her memories and, since my original body was going to die in a couple months, got my mind transferred to a new body!

[theelectricman.livejournal.com]

[Cole stares for a few moments, looking at her.

At least, before he shrugs his shoulders.]

Well, I recently ended up being able to shoot lightning out of my hands. Guess I can't say that's completely crazy.

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

Around here, it's your average Thursday afternoon.

[theelectricman.livejournal.com]

[Cole laughs a bit at that.]

I see.

Where is this place anyway? Doesn't seem like anything the Feds could possibly be hiding.

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's in it's own little pocket dimension between universes. Most worlds in the multiverse have no idea it's even here.

[theelectricman.livejournal.com]

... I see.

Sounds like something out of a comic book.

[A small bolt of lightning arcs around his body, and he frowns as it vanished.]

So pretty much it's exactly like the rest of my life.

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

Well, you might even exist in a comic book somewhere in the multiverse.

[theelectricman.livejournal.com]

Yeah? Well, if I do, do me a favor and make sure I never find it.

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

Mmmm... we'll see~~~

[theelectricman.livejournal.com]

... You're just going to shove it right in my face the second you find it, aren't you?

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

On an especially sexy page, too!

[theelectricman.livejournal.com]

-Alright. I can either leave this girl alone and hope she never actually finds that thing she's talking about. Or I can give her enough of a jolt that she'll never think of doing that again.-

Well, I guess I'm just going to have to hope that you never find it then. It was nice talking to you though. Sorta.

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