First Case

[am177.livejournal.com]

[Voice Post]

I suppose you're all pretty lost and confused right now. Well I've had a couple more days to be confused than most of you, so I'm old enough to have some answers while still being new enough to know the questions that go with them.

I'm Enforcer Samuel Vimes, so you'll be working for me. For today, I can be your friendly teacher, but after this I'm the guy in charge.

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[kyonko-narrates.livejournal.com]

'At least the boss-man seems to be willing to help. I'm still wondering how I even passed that interview to begin with, given my complete and utter lack of qualifications.'

What are we even supposed to be doing here?

[am177.livejournal.com]

Fixing things. Apparently we've got all these worlds side by side, and whenever one starts bleeding into the one next to it, we put a stop it, then deal wtih anything that got mixed up.

[kyonko-narrates.livejournal.com]

'Okay, so I'm cleanup crew. As long as I can keep these guys off of the Brigade's back, that'll work just nicely.'

It's not going to be as easy as it sounds, will it?

[am177.livejournal.com]

*puffs out a cloud of cigar smoke, but no in her face or anything asshole like that*

Probably not.

[kyonko-narrates.livejournal.com]

'What did I get myself involved in? Ugh. Me or another Itsuko. Me or another Itsuko. Just have to remember that.'

So.... ummm.... any advice at all? I've never done this sort of thing before so anything to help would be appreciated.

'Just keep playing nice. He's going to be the boss, after all.'

[am177.livejournal.com]

I'd say take the time to figure out how all their little toys work. They're really strange, but also really handy.