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[punches-fog.livejournal.com]

Okay. So apparently we're all caught in a timewarp here, which is why my penthouse no longer exists.

This is not much of a problem.

The problem is every time I try to use a Gate back to Earth P3/P4, I end up either somewhere in a post-apocalyptic wasteland filled with demons, or the Tokugawa Shogunate. If this is permanent (again), I'm going to be pretty upset.

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[While complaining about this, Souji is wandering the grounds. In particular, he's looking for anyone who's been de-aged to calm them down and, hopefully, corral them somewhere safe. So, kidlets, feel free to bother/run from the authority figure.]

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[bloody-program.livejournal.com]

[There's a young boy poking at the ground, covered in dirt. There's some uprooted flowers near him, and he's examining another flower.]

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[punches-fog.livejournal.com]

Hey. You okay, kid?

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[bloody-program.livejournal.com]

These plants are strange... I've never seen them before.

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[in-laquetti.livejournal.com]

So, you're saying that everybody's world is constantly changing because of some time warp, right? Huh, wow. You aliens really have it rough, don't you?

[It looks like somebody hasn't quite realized his place yet... or rather, the mastermind behind the mask feels like playing dumb.]

Well, it's not like this is all happening randomly... I guess. Maybe another alien's responsible for all the crazy stuff?

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[punches-fog.livejournal.com]

...Kashihara? What are...

...huh, so you were a kid at some point after all.

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[in-laquetti.livejournal.com]

... Normally, I'd kinda be afraid that you know my name, but you aliens have your own powers. [His tone is flat and almost implies that he isn't all too interested... which is actually the exact opposite in a case like this.]

And I was always a kid. At least, that's what everybody tells me, so I'm going with it.

[sossanity.livejournal.com]

Well, at least the news was kind enough to let us all know who to blame for this one.

[punches-fog.livejournal.com]

The news is about as trustworthy as Korindou when it comes to details.

...did you get knocked back to high school, Kyon? That has to be annoying.

[sossanity.livejournal.com]

What the hell are --

Ah ha. Ah ha ha ha. I get it. You got aged up and think I got aged down. Cute. Trust me, I'm the same as I ever was.

[kyonko-narrates.livejournal.com]

I'll add it to the list of stuff I'm chewing out my roommate for.

[punches-fog.livejournal.com]

...

[evokesdeath.livejournal.com]

> Who's that person? Like you, he seems to be wandering the grounds. You try to wonder why he's walking around, but you don't keep it up for long. Probably because it doesn't matter. Nothing does--

Shut up...

[punches-fog.livejournal.com]

!!

> You'd know that hair anywhere. It's so familiar you can't help but blurt out:

Minato! Are you alright?

[stealtheirseoul.livejournal.com]

I would love to see the Tokugawa Shogunate personally, but I guess it'd be a problem if it's stuck like that. Do you any idea what might've caused this anomaly?

[So said the perky fourteen year old girl in a black turtleneck, red peacoat, and redpants.]

If there's anything I can dig up, let me know!

[punches-fog.livejournal.com]

...Agent Sandiego?

[hotshot-momma.livejournal.com]

(So, there's a 13 year old. One currently in a vegetable garden. Grabbing edible veggies and putting them in a burlap sack.)

[punches-fog.livejournal.com]

...uh...excuse me...what are you doing with those?

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[yokaiofnaps.livejournal.com]

[Older Souji, have Physically Human Meiling.]

Those... both sound pretty bad. Though I guess the latter could be worse.

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[punches-fog.livejournal.com]

Meiling!

...yeah, I guess you wouldn't look any different even if it was the past or future, huh? You doing okay?

[bravegreen.livejournal.com]

[There is a teensy green haired girl wandering around looking awful lost.]

Mommy? Daddy? Where did you go?

...I don't like it here...

[punches-fog.livejournal.com]

> ...are all of your friends little kids now? This is getting ridiculous. Or at least to recurring-dream level.

> You take a deep breath in order not to blurt out something dumb and scare Marona, and approach her gently.

Hey. Don't be scared. You're somewhere safe, it's just...not where you were.

[uberlikehermama.livejournal.com]

[punches-fog.livejournal.com]

Oh thank God, someone who's almost the right age.

Did someone say Authority Figure

[bittervictor.livejournal.com]

Not your world too!

[punches-fog.livejournal.com]

Mine was a little more Cyberpunk then the last time I checked Earth-BS...

...that is you, right Preston?