ITP: Welcoming Committee. [Event] [Canon]

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

[There is an overly excitable redheaded girl making her way down the line of newcomers. Specifically the male newcomers.

She is making some rather unsavory comments to them.

Let's just cut to the chase, she's hitting on every humanoid male she sees who's over fifteen. Feel free to gasp, faint, mock, or whatever while she has a captive audience!]

Comments

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

You'd be surprised.

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

Sort of. Only on a multidimensional skill.

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

Name's Kyoko! I'm one of the Agents at Confuto Ordinatio! Are you here to be an Agent or are you here with the mess of confused people?

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

Kyoko just giggles at his questions. Man! This could never get old!

"I'm Kyoko! And you're in Confuto Ordinatio! It's a pandimensional agency dedicated to protecting the multiverse!"

[theelectricman.livejournal.com]

Fine then. Give me all three ages then.

[Might as well learn that, if it could actually be different. Speaking of...]

So, how does that even work anyway?

[2-ofhypotenuse.livejournal.com]

Blinkblink.

"Hm? These? Completely natural. Not many of my species exhibit vivid colours. Happens rarely, but does happen."

Then he squints at her. Oddest looking human he's ever seen, all giant eyes and teeny nose... "Must ask--where are you from?"

[laytonblog.livejournal.com]

... Most curious indeed.

It sort of reminds me of a puzzle.

[king-of-flames.livejournal.com]

...Come again?

[razthepsynaut.livejournal.com]

Oh man! You guys are great! Division 0084 just sits on its butt whenever Divisions 0001 and 0002 say so, but you guys say the heck with all that and actually get stuff done! It's so cool!

[chronicjumper.livejournal.com]

...

[You're referring to him, are you?]

[whats-a-char.livejournal.com]

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

Well, it's fun! Duh! Why shouldn't we? Are you doing whatever it takes to get what you want?

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

Physically.... about seven months, mentally about sixteen, and I was born about nine months ago!

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

A sexy puzzle?

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

Kyoko actually has to stop to think about that for a minute.

"Here? Sort of? Well, I was born here, but this body's a little newer. And then my original is from a specific plane entirely and--"

And then something occurs to her.

"Could you be more specific with the question?"

[theelectricman.livejournal.com]

Okay, that still isn't making much sense to me kid. How exactly does that work?

[laytonblog.livejournal.com]

... You are too much like a few of my students at Gressenheller.

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

[If the way she's describing his guns is any indication? Yes.]

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

Those shades!

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

I said:

[Insert exact repetition of the long flowery description she used for Roy.]

[razthepsynaut.livejournal.com]

You bet! I even went through the fire and flames to get the transfer forms! I'm gonna try and join you guys!

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

Really! Oh! Oh! You can share a dorm with Ne-ne and I, Goggles!

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

I'll take that as a compliment!

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

Oh, it's really simple! I was cloned from another girl with all her memories and, since my original body was going to die in a couple months, got my mind transferred to a new body!

[razthepsynaut.livejournal.com]

(Wow, I even got one of her nicknames!)

We'll see, huh? Oh! Can I have your autograph?