Planeocracy

Dad's always working on his experiments, and Mom's always telling him when he's being weird again. He's the kind of parent who thinks it's hilarious to shout "It's alive!" when I wake up in the morning. But they're open about a lot of things I want to ask about! Like this book some lady wrote about them a long time ago -- Dad gets really mad whenever you mention it because she got a lot of things wrong, but Mom actually told me I should read it and then talk to them so they can answer my questions and tell me what really happened. Sometimes they confuse me or say stuff I don't understand, but I know they really love me.

How come?