[identity profile] kyonko-narrates.livejournal.com posting in [community profile] planeocracy
'You know, there comes a point in everyone's life where they finally go screw it and just let things happen. Considering how astronomically crazy to the nth degree my life has been from the day I met one (1) Haruki Suzumiya, I have to say I must be pretty awesome for it to take this long to really hit me. As well as for the reason to be something that is actually something so mundane it's kind of funny, really.

Or maybe it's only mundane thanks to how my sense of normality has been warped over the last year or so. When you see tentacle monsters roaming the halls on a daily basis, have seen worlds fall apart, and a guy who you're not sure how you feel about may or may not be God? Normality tends to go right out the window. It's kind of hard to really get a fix on what normal is when you yourself chose to throw it out the window long ago.

Still, a not-quite-clone-of-myself pretending to be another clone of herself and hitting on all the girls she can see? It's weird, but I'm at the point where I'm just going to sit here with my ice cream and just watch the fireworks.'


[Which she gladly does.

Meanwhile....]


[A certain redhead bounds up to an unsuspecting woman, all bright smiles and cheer. It could be anyone, OU, AU, random NPC, you name it, this girl is approaching them with a very important question to ask.]


Hey, miss? Will you be my sobame?


'Isn't the sobame thing getting a little old?!'

(ooc: So. Kyoko and Kyonko joint post with Kyoko attempting to fake as being one of the AU characters. Just put in your comment header if you want one of them or both and we'll go from there. :|b)

Both?

Date: 2011-09-14 05:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yakuza-otaku.livejournal.com
...

... you're doing it wrong.

Date: 2011-09-14 05:08 am (UTC)

Date: 2011-09-14 05:13 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com
Really? How am I supposed to do it, then?

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You're not even going to keep up the act?

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It's Otakazumi!

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Point.

Date: 2011-09-14 05:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com
My sobame!

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Trust me, just walk away.

Date: 2011-09-14 05:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yakuza-otaku.livejournal.com
You need to get the way of speaking right. For example:

"Oh, beautiful maiden, won't you be my sobame?"

Date: 2011-09-14 05:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onitsune.livejournal.com
Sure, why not.

Date: 2011-09-14 05:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xinshanquangal.livejournal.com
What th' fuck's a sobame?

Date: 2011-09-14 05:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] variedmemory.livejournal.com
I feel like I'm missing something.

Date: 2011-09-14 06:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] exmarineexbride.livejournal.com
Maybe when you're older.

Both

Date: 2011-09-14 06:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] masterofcastle.livejournal.com
[Thomas is holding a stack of papers, looking stressed]

Ah... what's going on?

Kyoko or Both

Date: 2011-09-14 02:31 pm (UTC)
scatterflower: (what?)
From: [personal profile] scatterflower
[Oh hey, it's a teenage girl. Wearing lots of pink.]

Don't you think we should learn each other's names before asking that?

Date: 2011-09-15 02:23 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com
But I'm twenty-three and a half!

Date: 2011-09-15 02:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com
[MANRY POSE! WITH VICTORIOUS FIST PUMP IN THE AIR!]
I'm recruiting sobame~!

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[She comes to help him with some of those papers.]

She's faking being an alternate of herself to confuse people. Typical Kyoko antics.

Date: 2011-09-15 02:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com
I'm Kyoko. And you're Chika, right?

Date: 2011-09-15 02:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] masterofcastle.livejournal.com
...It's not like there's a shortage of confusion here - It's almost like Miss Iono being back.

[He gives an appreciative nod]

This is just the complaints we received today about this exchange.

Date: 2011-09-15 03:38 am (UTC)
scatterflower: (what?)
From: [personal profile] scatterflower
... Yeah. How did you know that though? I'd think I'd remember meeting someone as energetic as you.

Oh, wait, duh. I guess there's another me in this Division, isn't there?

Date: 2011-09-15 04:04 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] variedmemory.livejournal.com
[Do I be honest or... nah.]

Well, obviously, every great servant-harem must have a foundation upon that very first meeting. The childhood marriage promise!

Trollololol...

Date: 2011-09-15 04:12 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] yakuza-otaku.livejournal.com
Right. Now, try your glomping technique on Kyonko and I'll give you further pointers from there.

Date: 2011-09-15 05:34 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] onitsune.livejournal.com
Why, when a beautiful, yet innocent maiden asks me to become their sobame, how could I ever say no?

Date: 2011-09-16 12:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] xinshanquangal.livejournal.com
*Li's stubbornly stupid that way, Kyonko.*

I get it! It's a sobame! But you're still not tellin' me what th' fuck a sobame IS!

Date: 2011-09-16 01:09 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com
Alas... I feel that it is best that we remain merely friends.

I never learned to reeeeeeeead. Also Kyonko

Date: 2011-09-16 02:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] punches-fog.livejournal.com
So...from what I've heard...you guys must be native 0134 people, right?
Edited Date: 2011-09-16 02:14 pm (UTC)

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