Third Raspberry [video]

[darkmastern.livejournal.com]

*The screen turns on and Beryl adjusts her glasses and then cuts straight to the point*

Earth, the home of many humans and heroes from the books I have read and studied for my entire delinquent career, is far too important for me to just stand idly by!

I believe that I may have a theory of how the entire planet was stolen.

*She holds up a picture in one of her books of a large and sinister blue figure with sharp horns and bulging muscles*

A legendary demon known as Overlord Baal has been known to steal things and as the galaxy's most powerful Kleptomaniac there's a possibility that he somehow kidnapped the entire Earth!

If this does turn out to be the case we'll need to level grind and find some legendary gear STAT if we want to get anything accomplished!

Regardless, I am ready and willing to join any team that will accept me!

Comments

[runawayxiiith.livejournal.com]

There's another possibility. In my world there are creatures called Heartless that can swallow and destroy entire worlds if their numbers aren't controlled.

[darkmastern.livejournal.com]

And you could never rule out the worst case scenario that it could be the both of them causing the problem.

[runawayxiiith.livejournal.com]

And if they were both the cause of the problem, I doubt they'd work together.

[darkmastern.livejournal.com]

It is unlikely that powerful evil would work together like that, however sometimes if they both have goals they need to accomplish some of the most different diabolical minds can join forces.

[runawayxiiith.livejournal.com]

I doubt it. Heartless don't have minds.

[darkmastern.livejournal.com]

Mindless planet eaters huh? That could be even worse if there's no way to predict what they'll do next... There couldn't be a way that someone is controlling their actions though is there?

[runawayxiiith.livejournal.com]

...Maybe. If I remember right, I have seen a guy planting Heartless throughout a world before.

[darkmastern.livejournal.com]

Hmm, that is helpful information, if someone is doing it then we may be able to figure out why and what their next plan is so we can stop them.

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

*Raspberyl started the new arrival! Tenshi blinks at the screen repeatedly, then shrugs, figuring it's just a Magic crystal ball box, probably.]

Another possibility is that this is all part of my plan, so you should try to defeat me to stop it!

I look more awesome than your Underlord Bah, anyway.

[darkmastern.livejournal.com]

*Beryl stops for a moment and giggles before shaking her head*

That's actually a pretty funny joke, I mean sure you do have a little bit of blue to your color motif, but you are no where near Overlord Baal status.

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

It's not a joke, you know! I clearly am beyond any stupid Sidelord!

[darkmastern.livejournal.com]

Hmmm, either you're stupid or you're just very confident. Confidence is a good thing to have but if you're overconfident you could get yourself badly injured, or even worse, Killed!

But at least with an attitude like this you'll be able to help and solve the problem.

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

Of course I will. Usually I cause worse problems, anyway. I'll probably solve it in a few days, you just watch!

Your Baal thing was a demon, right? He could bite me for all I care. He'd even die just tasting my blood! I'm that holy, you know.

[darkmastern.livejournal.com]

Wait, YOU'RE holy? You don't seem all that majestic or celestial though!

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

I'll let you know that I AM a celestial. I even live in paradise!

[darkmastern.livejournal.com]

Oh my gosh! That's so totally rad! Celestials are total role models for badass delinquents like me!

Have any tips on spreading love that you'd be willing to share with me?

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

Uhm...I guess? Well, I won't complain if I am a role model...

Well I am called a delinquent often, so...maybe...blow something up in a lovely way?

[darkmastern.livejournal.com]

Hmm.. that sounds like it would be counter productive.. but if you say so I'll find a way for it to work! Thanks!

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

It will work very well, trust me. Remember to thank me after you did it! I'm Tenshi Hinanai, remember that when you come looking for me~

[x7below.livejournal.com]

Agent Raspberyl, do you mind accompanying me in an investigation?

[darkmastern.livejournal.com]

I would be honored to join your Earth Investigation Squad!

[kyoko-needle.livejournal.com]

My lady, I am ready to serve with you to the death!

[darkmastern.livejournal.com]

Yeah, there's no way we can let this planet slip off into nothingness, as delinquents we'll do whatever it takes!

[kyoko-needle.livejournal.com]

Of course My Lady. It will be sad that Asuka can't help us, but we will do our best!

Do you have any ideas on where we should start?

[darkmastern.livejournal.com]

She'll be helping us in spirit... not that she's dead, but.. oh you know what I mean.

I think we should maybe find someone from that world and ask them if they know anyone who is capable of doing this.

[kyoko-needle.livejournal.com]

I know what you mean My Lady.

Do you know anyone from that world?

[darkmastern.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, no, I don't believe I do. But I'm sure someone around here must be from Earth.