nowheresman.livejournal.com[A pause, like someone's hesitating to speak, but there's definitely someone on the other end, judging from the soft sound of papers shuffling.]
...Um, so uh...since I'm guessing you guys are probably less new to this stuff than I am, th-this is Agent Adachi - hey, that sounds pretty cool - from the...actually, I'm not sure what division I'm in right now but-
[What a greenhorn.]
I was just wondering, you guys wouldn't happen to know what a..
[There's the sound of shuffling papers again, like someone bringing a stack closer to inspect the print.]
De...deconbobu...[Mumble mumble.]...filibratorization appendage is, would you? I mean, I'm pretty sure I don't have one, but sheesh, sometimes these forms are pretty misleading.