001 [Action and voice]

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[Stepping out on the grounds is one annoyed and confused looking redhead. He gives the strange device in his hand a look, turning it at all angles in his hands before taking a seat on a bench and starting to poke at any button he could find. The poor machine gives out various noises that only seem to frustrate it's owner more.]

Ugh, give me a great you stupid- GAH!

[BEEP! The device wails and lights up startling the royal. Tossing the thing to the ground he lifts his legs away from it and glares at it looking as if the thing just bit him.]

Tch, stupid fontech, where's Guy when you need him? These things are more his style anyway.

[Mutters and goes to pick it back up, completely clueless to the fact that it's recording him.]

Keep it up you stupid thing and you'll find yourself in pieces.

001 - That Butler, Interplanetary

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[VOICE]

Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen of Confuto Ordinatio. Forgive my intrusion upon your time through this communication device. However, please allow me a moment for introductions.

I am here accompanying my young master, the Earl Ciel Phantomhive, who has recently become an Agent. Our home plane is the Earth reachable by Gate BB-1; if you find yourselves wishing to explore it or otherwise arrive there, we of the House of Phantomhive extend our welcome and offer escort.

Similarly, allow me to say that the young master is, in our time, a highly accomplished businessman and detective. Should you desire his assistance in any context, he will be occupying the dormitory room three-hundred-four. Still I must ask, as his butler, that his privacy is respected. If he is not inclined to receive visitors, please contact myself in the adjacent room three-hundred-five, and I will gladly schedule an audience for you.

We look forward to working with you all, and wish you a pleasant day.

[ACTION]

[he powers down the device, putting it into sleep mode. learning its mechanics was not difficult, despite the great technological gap.]

Will that be sufficient, young master?

first mission

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Alright, I think I have this thing working correctly and I'm all done checking out my room. It's not bad, and it'll do for now. Maybe if I push the beds together, I can save on having to buy an even bigger bed for me!

Anyway, my name is Tron, and starting today I'm going to start being an agent! I'm also taking a survey, just so I can get to know some of you a lot better.

What's the technology in your world like? How big are the machines? What type of energy source?

Well?

001 • VIDEO

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[The feed opens on a rather staunch, irritable-looking man. Well, this is how he looks most of the time, but there's something particularly bothering him now; that is, that he was taken from his home after enjoying one too many drinks and thrust into a corporate world where he's told he's going to be working for an American-style, multi-planar corporation. He's not looking into the camera, but past it, seemingly trying to get it working.]

Can't a man go to a pub without having to deal with this sort of rubbish? Honestly, it's bad enough when America's forced his way over, and I can't stand to see that git after the propaganda he fed to India...ah, there we are.

[Seems to be satisfied with the communication device, and looks into it imperiously, a slight tinge to his cheeks as though he's very, very uncomfortable.]

Attention citizens of this ridiculous Confuto Ordinatio: I demand to speak with an official other than a silly representative, preferably the country or whomever it is that embodies this place. And I'll have you know that I took up the job of enforcer not because I w-wanted to, naturally, but because I was coerced! Not to mention that this bureaucratic, science-fiction arsehole of a corporation needs a better guiding hand than it's got already.

Oi, I expect a speedy response! I haven't got time to be moping around here waiting for you lot to get moving. Some people have a nation to rebuild, you know!