I can't shake the feeling people probably were waiting for this one.

[faithfultenko.livejournal.com]

*Someone familiar is wandering the premises.*

Lady Yukawi? LADY YUKAWIIIIIII!

Lady Yukawi! I don't like this place! It's weird and scary and stuff! I wanna go hooooooome!

*If the obvious youth of the kitsune wasn't a dead giveaway what happened, the fact that she only has two tails instead of the normal nine is probably an indication of something.*

Where's the forest?! I want the forest! Baaaaaaaaaw!

Comments

[punches-fog.livejournal.com]

I understand the feeling, but right now I think her mind would be most at ease if you're safe.

[faithfultenko.livejournal.com]

I'm W -- Ran Yakumo! I'm gonna be a stwong shikigami for Lady Yukawi!

You can help me find her? Thank you Mr. Nice Human Omi!

[faithfultenko.livejournal.com]

What monsters? You don't mean youkai do you? 'Cause humans are calling them monsters all the time, and it's not twu! Okay, some of them eat humans, but they're not monsters!

[faithfultenko.livejournal.com]

Ooooh. Okay. But you know she's kind and stwong and awesome wight?

[hotshot-momma.livejournal.com]

I'm sure the eaten humans will be HAPPY to hear you aren't monsters.

[faithfultenko.livejournal.com]

Weally? But I can take care of myself you know. I can almost fire a stream of magic as fast as Lady Yukawi can now!

[mach-n-roll.livejournal.com]

"Youkai of boudarees? Thassa weird thing to be an anything of! Why is it you gotta be a servant, anyway?"

[profilingkitten.livejournal.com]

Of course I'll help you. Would you like to get something to eat, first?

[halfboiledjoker.livejournal.com]

Yes. She is.

[punches-fog.livejournal.com]

I believe you. But the last few times this has happened, lots of scary people from other worlds tried to move in. If you come with me, we can work to protect Lady Yukari's stuff.

[faithfultenko.livejournal.com]

I can't eat now! I gotta find --

*Is that a tummy grumbling?*

Well, maybe I could eat something.

[faithfultenko.livejournal.com]

Okaaaay! Good you know that! Evewybody should know that.

[faithfultenko.livejournal.com]

You humans kill a lotta foxes too, you know! Doesn't that make you monsters too?

[faithfultenko.livejournal.com]

I gotta be 'cause I gotta! She's my master!

[halfboiledjoker.livejournal.com]

You're right. They should.

[profilingkitten.livejournal.com]

[Omi smiled]

C'mon, let's get you something to eat.

[faithfultenko.livejournal.com]

Um, okay. Do we have meat? I like meat.

[faithfultenko.livejournal.com]

People are gonna take her stuff? Oh no! They must all be twying to get good luck! I'll pwotect it!

[profilingkitten.livejournal.com]

Have you ever had a hamburger?

[faithfultenko.livejournal.com]

No. What's a hamburger? Is it made of ham?

[profilingkitten.livejournal.com]

No, it's made of beef. It's really good.

[hotshot-momma.livejournal.com]

Why would any of us kill a fox? Meat eaters don't taste good and the fur is really small.

[faithfultenko.livejournal.com]

Well, well, you don't hafta eat us to kill us! You just do! We just want food sometimes, and you kill foxes! That's pwetty monstwous!

[faithfultenko.livejournal.com]

So why do they call it a "hamburger" if it's got no ham?

[profilingkitten.livejournal.com]

The town it was invented in was called "Hamburg".