Another day... [Action]

[micro-icarus.livejournal.com]

[Ed's morning has been startlingly normal so far. He's currently standing in front of the jobs BBS and considering what he's going to do today.]

Lessee...Stand in for missing dairy farmer...nah. Recover missing keys from dimension of pain...hell no, once was enough. Subliminal messaging research subject...probably a bad idea. Mushi collector...hmm, that might be interesting. I'll keep it in mind...


...Seeking young, shirtless, nubile men for servant position, must be open-minded? Posted by Ran Yakumo? What the hell?

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[lief-of-del.livejournal.com]

...What?

[micro-icarus.livejournal.com]

I didn't know she was in to that kind of thing.

[lief-of-del.livejournal.com]

Same here. Is this a mistake?

[micro-icarus.livejournal.com]

Could be. Or maybe some kinda weird joke.

[lief-of-del.livejournal.com]

Possibly...or it is for someone else.

[micro-icarus.livejournal.com]

But why would she...

Yukari.

[lief-of-del.livejournal.com]

Who is Yukari?

[micro-icarus.livejournal.com]

Ran's boss. She's a councilor, and I think she basically taught Ran everything she knows. If anyone could get her to do weird things, it would be her.

[icecreamai.livejournal.com]

...Ran posted this?

[micro-icarus.livejournal.com]

That's what it says here.

[icecreamai.livejournal.com]

It doesn't sound right.

[micro-icarus.livejournal.com]

Hey, I'm not gonna judge someone for having weird hobbies.

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

Uh...

[ Katina doesn't have a hard time looking over Ed's shoulder at it. ]

I don't think that was her idea. I hope not.

[micro-icarus.livejournal.com]

[He's used to it.]

It doesn't really seem like her, but if not then why'd she do it?

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

Yukari Yakumo got super wasted on that Ambrosia stuff the other day. Like, Greek god levels.

Probably made her do it.

[micro-icarus.livejournal.com]

Must've happened while I was on patrol.

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

I guess.

It was pretty funny seeing someone like her acting so goofy.

[micro-icarus.livejournal.com]

I'm almost sorry I missed it.

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

Wish I woulda recorded it... you should see if someone thought to.

[micro-icarus.livejournal.com]

I'll ask around.

[grandtheftmecha.livejournal.com]

And send it to me if you find it.

[micro-icarus.livejournal.com]

Alright.

[mach-n-roll.livejournal.com]

Sonic leans around the job board, a perfectly boggled look on his face.

"...Naw, that's gotta be some kinda mistake."

[micro-icarus.livejournal.com]

"She never struck me as that type."

[mach-n-roll.livejournal.com]

"You're telling me." No matter how hard he tries, he can't imagine Ran like that. And he's honestly trying pretty hard. "Of all places to advertize... hey, maybe it's actually for a real job that requires that kind of cover and not, y'know... 'cuz she seems like the kinda person to post something like that up without realizing what it really sounds like."

He can't help but smirk at that.

"Oh man, if that's what's going on, I am going to laugh SO hard at her..."

[micro-icarus.livejournal.com]

"Be honest. You'll laugh at her no matter what the explanation is."

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

Trying to be some sort of reverse Iono, huh. Hadn't thought that of Ran, of all people.

[micro-icarus.livejournal.com]

Yeah me neither.

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

Maybe the gap hag made her do it. Wouldn't put it past her.

[micro-icarus.livejournal.com]

I'm actually surprised you're not taking this opportunity to piss her off by spreading nasty rumors.

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

Since when do I work like that?

[micro-icarus.livejournal.com]

I guess you generally prefer the direct approach.

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

Yes, exactly. Rumors aren't a good way to do that, I think. At the end nobody knows where the thing started!

[micro-icarus.livejournal.com]

Why do you do this shit anyways? It's really obnoxious.

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

Yes, I know it's obnoxious. That's why I do it, it's pretty much the point.

[micro-icarus.livejournal.com]

Yes yes you want to provoke people into fights, I know, but there's so many fight-happy nuts around here I'm surprised you can't just ask nicely.

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

Asking nicely misses the point, really.

[micro-icarus.livejournal.com]

How!?

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

People should be properly angry so they fight properly.

[micro-icarus.livejournal.com]

How you haven't been kicked out of CO for being a goddamn nuisance is a complete mystery to me.

[He says as he turns to storm off and cool down.]

[peachhat.livejournal.com]

What a weirdo.

[famed-mage.livejournal.com]

What the...

[micro-icarus.livejournal.com]

Your guess is as good as mine.

[punches-fog.livejournal.com]

She probably posted that for someone else...

[micro-icarus.livejournal.com]

I guess that's possible, but if so then what did THEY want with them?

Nevermind, don't answer that.