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[And when people scramble for their PDAs to turn off that infernal racket, they'll see Kyoko on screen in a frilly number practically right out of a recently popular magical girl show with a huge grin on her face and a projector screen. The music cuts out as she begins to speak, waving a sign with a heart on it in hello.]
Hihihi! And welcome to Kyoko's XY Revue where I take the hottest guys in Division 0134 and rate their outstanding characteristics! Today you're all in for a very special treat as I've managed to spot ten--that's right ten--of the hottest men in the division and then some!
So! To get the ball rolling! Let's start off the evening with Aquarius!
Just look at that hair. How can you not love it? This guy here can be often seen in the mech hangar and, damn, is he good to look at! Let's take it to the stat page and see how he holds up!
Face: 6.7
Butt: 7.8
Body: 7.6
Smile: 4.2
Eyes: 7.5
Hair: 10!!!!
Not bad. Not bad. But is it enough to face the competition?
Which takes us to Feefee!
Feefee's a garden variety lawyer from World-AA, but as you can see, it's a very exceptional garden! He enjoys long walks on the beach, long conversation, and shouting OBJECTION at the top of his lungs! Let's see how his stats hold up!
Face: 8.4
Butt: 10!!!!
Body: 9.5
Smile: 6.8
Eyes: 7.3
Hair: 8.6
OH-EM-GEE! OUR NEXT GUY IS HAT MAN!
Seriously. Just look at that hat. Now back to me. Now back at the hat. Now look at the stats!
Face: 10!
Butt: 5.4
Body: 7.6
Smile: 8.7
Eyes: 6.7
Hair: N/A. THE HAT DISTRACTS TOO MUCH!!!
Next up, one of my personal favorites, is Mr. Premature Gray!
He might be going gray, but he's looking fine and pulling off the classic 'adorkable' look that gets all the people interested in humanoid men going and gearing for action!
Face: 9.0
Butt: 10!!!!!
Body: 7.8
Smile: 7.5
Eyes: 8.6
Hair: 6.7
And we're on to Princess!
One of our many resident prettyboys, don't let his grumpy face fool you! Inside we all know just what a sweet and gentle kitten this tiger can be! Rowr!
Face: 8.7
Butt: 9.8
Body: 7.6
Smile: N/A--never seen him smile!
Eyes: 10!!!!
Hair: 8.8
Heeeeere's Ricky!!
Do I even need to do a blurb for this guy? The picture speaks for itself!
Face: 10!!!
Butt: 8.6
Body: 9.7
Smile: 8.5
Eyes: 7.8
Hair: 10-10-10-10-DEAR WHICHEVER DEITY YOU BELIEVE IN 10!
Here's my good friend Smilesalot!
Nice guy who is always willing to go the distance for those he cares about. Of course it probably helps he'll say yes to almost anything! Especially when it comes to a certain group he's in. I hope you like smiles since he wears one all the time!
Smilesalot's ratings aaaaaare~
Face: 8.6
Butt: 7.8
Body: 5.9
Smile: 6.0
Eyes: 7.6
Hair: 9.9
Look out guys! Up next is Snow White!
Don't you just love a dashing mystery man in a nice hood? [Yes, Kyoko is fanning herself while she reads off the stats]
Face: 9.8 of what we can see!
Butt: N/A--haven't seen it!
Body: 9.6 of what I have seen!
Smile: 10!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
Eyes: N/A--haven't seen them!
Hair: N/A--haven't seen that either. [She makes a 'call me' gesture before moving on.]
Next up is Tall Man!
Tough competition after the last one, let me tell you!
Face: 10!
Butt: 8.8
Body: 8.4
Smile: 9.7
Eyes: 8.7
Hair: 5.4
Last but not least: we have Tats!
Tats is from World-SMTN and looking mighty fine with those glowing tattoos if I do say so myself! It certainly does set my heart a-flutter to see him passing in the halls. Especially with those eyes. Ah!
Here's his ratings:
Face: 7.5
Butt: 9.8
Body: 10!
Smile: 7.0
Eyes: 10!
Hair: 8.9
And, as a special treat, we're putting two distinguished guests up for review! Ladies, gentlemen, and others who are interested in humanoid males, may I present:
LEGS
and NECK
....
You know what? Just looking at these two and how they interact I can't decide which is hotter. Clearly, there is only one solution for this dilemma.
[She picks up a sign from off screen, that simply reads, in the same messy scrawl as the title card: "I ship it" complete with a crude but recognizable drawing of a little steamboat puffing out heart-shaped clouds.]
Well, that's all for tonight! You guys know where to find me if you want to discuss the ratings! Ciao!
[Except she knows better than to be in her room or her usual haunt by the fourth floor men's showers. Instead, she'll be in the library, giggling into her PDA and not doing a very good job of hiding out because of it.]
[OOC: Dear God please threadjack to your heart's content in this thing as I might wind up passing out in a couple hours. If such is the case I will resume tags when I get up tomorrow as it's my day off from work. Have fun~~~]
[And when people scramble for their PDAs to turn off that infernal racket, they'll see Kyoko on screen in a frilly number practically right out of a recently popular magical girl show with a huge grin on her face and a projector screen. The music cuts out as she begins to speak, waving a sign with a heart on it in hello.]
Hihihi! And welcome to Kyoko's XY Revue where I take the hottest guys in Division 0134 and rate their outstanding characteristics! Today you're all in for a very special treat as I've managed to spot ten--that's right ten--of the hottest men in the division and then some!
So! To get the ball rolling! Let's start off the evening with Aquarius!
Just look at that hair. How can you not love it? This guy here can be often seen in the mech hangar and, damn, is he good to look at! Let's take it to the stat page and see how he holds up!
Face: 6.7
Butt: 7.8
Body: 7.6
Smile: 4.2
Eyes: 7.5
Hair: 10!!!!
Not bad. Not bad. But is it enough to face the competition?
Which takes us to Feefee!
Feefee's a garden variety lawyer from World-AA, but as you can see, it's a very exceptional garden! He enjoys long walks on the beach, long conversation, and shouting OBJECTION at the top of his lungs! Let's see how his stats hold up!
Face: 8.4
Butt: 10!!!!
Body: 9.5
Smile: 6.8
Eyes: 7.3
Hair: 8.6
OH-EM-GEE! OUR NEXT GUY IS HAT MAN!
Seriously. Just look at that hat. Now back to me. Now back at the hat. Now look at the stats!
Face: 10!
Butt: 5.4
Body: 7.6
Smile: 8.7
Eyes: 6.7
Hair: N/A. THE HAT DISTRACTS TOO MUCH!!!
Next up, one of my personal favorites, is Mr. Premature Gray!
He might be going gray, but he's looking fine and pulling off the classic 'adorkable' look that gets all the people interested in humanoid men going and gearing for action!
Face: 9.0
Butt: 10!!!!!
Body: 7.8
Smile: 7.5
Eyes: 8.6
Hair: 6.7
And we're on to Princess!
One of our many resident prettyboys, don't let his grumpy face fool you! Inside we all know just what a sweet and gentle kitten this tiger can be! Rowr!
Face: 8.7
Butt: 9.8
Body: 7.6
Smile: N/A--never seen him smile!
Eyes: 10!!!!
Hair: 8.8
Heeeeere's Ricky!!
Do I even need to do a blurb for this guy? The picture speaks for itself!
Face: 10!!!
Butt: 8.6
Body: 9.7
Smile: 8.5
Eyes: 7.8
Hair: 10-10-10-10-DEAR WHICHEVER DEITY YOU BELIEVE IN 10!
Here's my good friend Smilesalot!
Nice guy who is always willing to go the distance for those he cares about. Of course it probably helps he'll say yes to almost anything! Especially when it comes to a certain group he's in. I hope you like smiles since he wears one all the time!
Smilesalot's ratings aaaaaare~
Face: 8.6
Butt: 7.8
Body: 5.9
Smile: 6.0
Eyes: 7.6
Hair: 9.9
Look out guys! Up next is Snow White!
Don't you just love a dashing mystery man in a nice hood? [Yes, Kyoko is fanning herself while she reads off the stats]
Face: 9.8 of what we can see!
Butt: N/A--haven't seen it!
Body: 9.6 of what I have seen!
Smile: 10!!!!!!!!!!!!1111
Eyes: N/A--haven't seen them!
Hair: N/A--haven't seen that either. [She makes a 'call me' gesture before moving on.]
Next up is Tall Man!
Tough competition after the last one, let me tell you!
Face: 10!
Butt: 8.8
Body: 8.4
Smile: 9.7
Eyes: 8.7
Hair: 5.4
Last but not least: we have Tats!
Tats is from World-SMTN and looking mighty fine with those glowing tattoos if I do say so myself! It certainly does set my heart a-flutter to see him passing in the halls. Especially with those eyes. Ah!
Here's his ratings:
Face: 7.5
Butt: 9.8
Body: 10!
Smile: 7.0
Eyes: 10!
Hair: 8.9
And, as a special treat, we're putting two distinguished guests up for review! Ladies, gentlemen, and others who are interested in humanoid males, may I present:
LEGS
and NECK
....
You know what? Just looking at these two and how they interact I can't decide which is hotter. Clearly, there is only one solution for this dilemma.
[She picks up a sign from off screen, that simply reads, in the same messy scrawl as the title card: "I ship it" complete with a crude but recognizable drawing of a little steamboat puffing out heart-shaped clouds.]
Well, that's all for tonight! You guys know where to find me if you want to discuss the ratings! Ciao!
[Except she knows better than to be in her room or her usual haunt by the fourth floor men's showers. Instead, she'll be in the library, giggling into her PDA and not doing a very good job of hiding out because of it.]
[OOC: Dear God please threadjack to your heart's content in this thing as I might wind up passing out in a couple hours. If such is the case I will resume tags when I get up tomorrow as it's my day off from work. Have fun~~~]
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