why animal cruelty is bad, mmmkay?

[soma-crucifix.livejournal.com]

[Action]

Wyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[Soma is yelling as he came running from the Gate-TP, nearly slid as he pivoted and dived behind a row of potted plants. Out of that gate came half-a-dozen chickens who are squawking, cawing, and generally making a complete racket as they separated and started wandering all over CO]]

((ooc: in the subject, say if you're tagging Soma or the chickens)

Comments

Chicken~

[dragon-moe.livejournal.com]

...

*Ixthalluz kicks a chicken that got in her way*

Re: Chicken~

[soma-crucifix.livejournal.com]

[The Chicken's feathers went flying as it sailed through the air like a poorly-shaped football]

Arrooo-arroo-aroooo!

[As it kept crowing all the chickens started to fly in, pecking at her, and clawing]

1/2

[dragon-moe.livejournal.com]

W-what...?!

*she'll flail for a bit...*

2/2

[dragon-moe.livejournal.com]

*before turning into a dragon and snapping her teeth at them*

*if that should result in a few chicken meals... then hurray~*

Soma

[dairokuten-maou.livejournal.com]

[Nobunaga stands with arms crossed watching as Soma leaps out of the Gate. His face shows utter disdain at this boy who sees chickens as even a meager threat.]

Quite an army you've been facing off with, soldier. I see your training has truly paid for itself.

Re: Soma

[soma-crucifix.livejournal.com]

...Shut up. These are evil chickens that can't die no matter how many times you try. They're more like Swans on Steroids!

Re: Soma

[dairokuten-maou.livejournal.com]

Then trap them. Capture them. No enemy is undefeatable... least of all chickens, peh!

[Eyeing one right now, Nobunaga raises his arm and summons his prana Tanegashima, aiming it at the chicken.]

Soma, soon chickens. Zannen datta ne!

[elysiontoabyss.livejournal.com]

[Abyss, the masked man, stands by with flute in hand. He laughs at the white-haired boy's misfortunes.]

Looks like you've got yourself some... fowl trouble! Nyaahahahahah!

[The guy slaps his knee. Really.]

[soma-crucifix.livejournal.com]

[Abyss? You're get a bit of magic'd slime flung at your face just for that pun]

[elysiontoabyss.livejournal.com]

[The masked man ducks from the slime, successfully avoiding his face from being caked with goo.]

... Was it something I said?

Soma

[dadass.livejournal.com]

...and I thought sheep were bad.

A powerful plethora of plucky poultry, prithee?

Re: Soma

[soma-crucifix.livejournal.com]

I accidentally knocked a boulder into their pen... and they're chasing me ever since.

[dadass.livejournal.com]

*whistles* Persistent little bastards.

Perhaps you smell like chicken feed?

[dojikko-by-day.livejournal.com]

[From behind Soma one can suddenly hear a voice - she sure has been quiet in getting there.]

Why are you running from these adorable creatures?

[soma-crucifix.livejournal.com]

[He jumps and knocks over a pot, breaking it]

Gah-!

Cuccos

[zweilt-eon.livejournal.com]

[Ohai der, high-pitched scream. Guess who's just discovered a) attacking chickens, and b) that swinging your sword at them makes it worse]

[that-left-hook.livejournal.com]

[Suddenly, a cry from behind Toko:]

"CAESAR!"

[Lightning rains down on the cuccos!]

Cucoos

[dandelion-shot.livejournal.com]

[Clarissa was not happy. First those chicken things decided to eat her lunch, before starting to peck at her. So she did what she always did when things attacked her.

She shot them.

But things were supposed to be hurt while shooting them, not pecking after her and getting worse and summoning an army of the little jerks.]

What are these things!?

Re: Cucoos

[soma-crucifix.livejournal.com]

[Whatever they are they're swarming her like oversized mosquitos and aren't letting up]

Chickens

[duo-death-god.livejournal.com]

[Due to quick thinking, Duo is looking somewhat relieved in the cafeteria, while a ring of previously bloodthirsty chickens peck at the corn from his lunch instead of at him.]

Re: Chickens

[soma-crucifix.livejournal.com]

[Now Duo has (5) happy psycho birds willing to follow him peacefully, in full parade style]

Soma

[not-that-shady.livejournal.com]

Midna ducks one of the birds after stepping outside and nearly walking into its attack pattern, recognizing it immediately. Of all the members of Confuto Ordinatio, there's at least one who knows exactly what kind of danger Soma is in right now, and that's her.

"What--you idiot! Find shelter! Now! Angry cuccos have killed off more warriors than stalfos and dodongos combined! RUN!"

Re: Soma

[soma-crucifix.livejournal.com]

"What do think I'm doing here?" Soma groused as he suddenly shift into a form that's smaller and fuzzier.

Soma

[ashadyguy.livejournal.com]

Whoa- what's with the birds?

Re: Soma

[soma-crucifix.livejournal.com]

They're psychotic and they. won't. die!