ITP: Welcoming Committee. [Event] [Canon]

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

[There is an overly excitable redheaded girl making her way down the line of newcomers. Specifically the male newcomers.

She is making some rather unsavory comments to them.

Let's just cut to the chase, she's hitting on every humanoid male she sees who's over fifteen. Feel free to gasp, faint, mock, or whatever while she has a captive audience!]

Comments

[razthepsynaut.livejournal.com]

*Redhead? Hits on everybody in sight? Oh. My. Gosh.*

Whoa! You're Kyoko, aren't ya?!

[theelectricman.livejournal.com]

[Cole's just blinking over at the young girl who is rather obviously hitting on him. And he is very much not amused at it, if you know, you couldn't tell.]

How old are you, anyway? And where the hell is this?

[laytonblog.livejournal.com]

... My dear, are you a student here or something?

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

[And he's too young to hit on, but he gets a blink of surprise followed by a broad grin.]

My reputation precedes me! Nice ta meetcha! That's me!

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

[Oh, she can tell. Most people in this line are like that anyway.]

Not even a year old and didn't you get the informative pamphlets yet?

[genki-trumpet.livejournal.com]

[Hihara's just kinda... O.o? He's still trying to figure out where he's at]

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

Nope! I'm an Agent.....

[Dammit. Hat Man is taken.]

Mr. Tops! Welcome to Confuto Ordinatio! Mind your sanity at the door!

[2-ofhypotenuse.livejournal.com]

He hopes he isn't humanoid enough. Hopes and prays. He just wants to get out of here with the least amount of awkwardness possible.... Surely this human isn't going to follow in the footsteps of all the krogans, turians and asari who've already made passes at him....

[razthepsynaut.livejournal.com]

Wow! I heard all about you! They say you were a clone made by [humanity], but you totally defected and helped out Confuto Ordinatio! And then you went and distracted the inspectors they sicced on you guys after you got those warships by putting a big ratings list of guys up! Which is kinda weird, but man, that must have taken guts!

O-oh, sorry. I'm Raz. Razputin Aquatos? I'm from Division 0084. It's so cool to meet you!

[were-gonna-die.livejournal.com]

[And have one confused-looking TransMetal Maximal gawking at you.]

H-Hey now! We just met! Then again, this would be somethin' Silverwing would do...

[theelectricman.livejournal.com]

[The. Hell? What was this girl even talking about?]

No. I didn't. And you look a little old to be less than a year old.

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

Well, it was kinda boring with [Humanity] and distracting the Inspectors was fuuuuun and it's nice to meet ya! We don't get Agents from other divisions.... ever? I think? Hee.

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

[Shockingly, she's just going to stand there and stare for a moment, head tilted to the side.

She raises a finger, and points at his face.]

Are those tattoos or natural markings?

[Nope! Not humanoid enough! Bless your stars!]

[razthepsynaut.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I think your guys' gates are a little borked or something. I'm seeing a looooootta confused faces around. Who usually does the processing around here anyway?

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

[Gawking is always the best reaction!]

So, Titanium? You're still a hotty.

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

No idea, but it's fun to watch! You wanna start picking on people with me and see their reactions?

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

Well, depends on your perspective. Do we want the mental age, the physical age, or from the time I was 'born'?

[laytonblog.livejournal.com]

... Agent?

Have I found myself at a police station or something, then?

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

[After a long list of the ways he's attractive....]

....and your bum is nice and tight! That's always a plus!

anyway, I'm Kyoko! Nice to meetcha!

[were-gonna-die.livejournal.com]

[he shrugs and grins]

...eh, if ya can't beat 'em...!

Name's Rattrap. An' who might you be?

[theelectricman.livejournal.com]

... I didn't know that those could even be different.

[genki-trumpet.livejournal.com]

[This is not something he's used to hearing]

Uh, umm... Hihara Kazuki. Umm... same, I guess.

[myheadisnotbig.livejournal.com]

The girl's actual words seem to be totally lost on the sixteen-year-old. It's not because he didn't hear her, mind you; Dib can handle ghosts, zombies, aliens, vampires, anything in the far and fantastic unknown, but the subtle mystery of a girl actually showing interest in him? That's scary as hell.

"A--wha? Hey, what's going on here! What IS this place? Who ARE you? Where AM I? No, wait, I already kind of asked that..."

[razthepsynaut.livejournal.com]

Er... maybe later. I don't know how long it's gonna be before they pick up I'm gone, so I'm gonna check out 0134 as much as I can! This place is the most awesome division ever!

[kyoko-flirts.livejournal.com]

Isn't it? There's a reason I haven't checked out any of the others! I'm having the best time ever right where I am!