Side-Effects Include Teleportation.

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"Ah... ah... ahCHOO!"

Midna sniffles and tugs her hood and exactly one-half of a red Pontiac convertible crashes to the ground behind her, with a massive clatter and the doleful wail of a security alarm cut short before its prime. The Twili looks somewhat disheveled and pale, and her blue cheeks are looking a little purplish.

"S'cuze bee. Hah... I think I got that signess that's been go-ig around ladely. Dis deber happened to bee before. I didn't thing I could eben GET sig! Is dis norbal? I, I bean, not dis." She gestures to the mutilated cube of car parts behind her. "Dat's only because when I sneeze I can't condrol a... ah... ahh... AHCOO!"

A wooden crate with ACME INC burned into the side, sprouts from a wobbling black portal and lands with a thud nearby.

"Anyone know what I gan do to stob it?! At dis rate who dows what'll habben if I don't stob sneezing!"

[EDIT: Action, Later]

Midna snuffles into the medical wing as per Ike's suggestion, several extra layers of shadow wrapped around her in the form of leggings and odd little boots and a steaming cup of tea in one hand. Ironic, that someone like her should get the chills...

"Hello?"