Side-Effects Include Teleportation.

[not-that-shady.livejournal.com]

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"Ah... ah... ahCHOO!"

Midna sniffles and tugs her hood and exactly one-half of a red Pontiac convertible crashes to the ground behind her, with a massive clatter and the doleful wail of a security alarm cut short before its prime. The Twili looks somewhat disheveled and pale, and her blue cheeks are looking a little purplish.

"S'cuze bee. Hah... I think I got that signess that's been go-ig around ladely. Dis deber happened to bee before. I didn't thing I could eben GET sig! Is dis norbal? I, I bean, not dis." She gestures to the mutilated cube of car parts behind her. "Dat's only because when I sneeze I can't condrol a... ah... ahh... AHCOO!"

A wooden crate with ACME INC burned into the side, sprouts from a wobbling black portal and lands with a thud nearby.

"Anyone know what I gan do to stob it?! At dis rate who dows what'll habben if I don't stob sneezing!"

[EDIT: Action, Later]

Midna snuffles into the medical wing as per Ike's suggestion, several extra layers of shadow wrapped around her in the form of leggings and odd little boots and a steaming cup of tea in one hand. Ironic, that someone like her should get the chills...

"Hello?"

Comments

[former-endboss.livejournal.com]

I could medically induce a coma, but that might be a little extreme.

[not-that-shady.livejournal.com]

"Baybe a liddle." She murmurs. "Isn'd dere a potion or someding that can just bake dis sneezig go awah... ah... ACHOO!

Several books on knitting ("from stockings to antennae-warmers!") tumble out of the sky and bounce off the crate one by one.

"Sorry. I gan handle everyding else, I jus don't wadt to sneeze someding nasty into dis world. Like a bonster, or a debon. Tha'd be embarasig."

[former-endboss.livejournal.com]

I've never actually tried my hand at making actual medicine myself, but I have a friend who owns a pharmacy. She's a little overqualified, but that just means that she's more likely to have something like that, right?

[not-that-shady.livejournal.com]

"Is worth a dry." Midna mutters. "But how will you be able to convince your friend to help, if you can't eben tell her whad I am?"

[former-endboss.livejournal.com]

I'll figure something out. It's not that hard to come up with an excuse, I work in a mental asylum of sorts back home, getting a powerful cold medicine for a 'patient' wouldn't be hard.

[not-that-shady.livejournal.com]

"Ogay. Thang yew, Jacqli." Sniff.

[former-endboss.livejournal.com]

"Yeah, sure. Hold on a minute, I'll have some fun with portals and meet myself coming and going."

Jacqli is back in barely the amount of time it takes to walk to the gate and back, holding a bag and looking rather cross and bent out of shape. "Tch. This took longer to get than I was hoping for, but it should do something for you."

[not-that-shady.livejournal.com]

"Thangs. I don't have much to repay you for dis, though." She warns as her hand hovers near the handle of the bag. "At least, not now."

[former-endboss.livejournal.com]

"I don't mind having a councilor owe me a favor." Jacqli handed the bag over quickly, almost glad to get rid of it. "You'll need to dissolve that in water before you take it, and there are six doses there. Each one should last about half a day and take care of the sneezes and the stuffy head."

[not-that-shady.livejournal.com]

That's the problem; Midna DOES mind owing a favor, but this is the fastest way of solving the problem. The purse of her lips is miniscule, but still there, as she accepts the bag.

"Dat should do id. Thang you again, and I won't forget dis."

[former-endboss.livejournal.com]

"Nmmm. I'm going to go and try to forget some of this." Seriously, six attempts to create a super powerful cough drop, and it always turned into herbal tea instead. ALWAYS. That was just strange.

[crimeas-hero.livejournal.com]

[Ike is...standing a healthy distance away. But not for fear of catching whatever Midna has; it'd be breaking his character for him to get sick.]

Uh...have you been to the hospital wing?

[not-that-shady.livejournal.com]

"Dot yet." She replies with a sniffle. "You thing Georig can help? I'b sure he's neber seen a sig Twili before."

[crimeas-hero.livejournal.com]

With all the worlds out there, I'm certain that they've got someone who can help.

[not-that-shady.livejournal.com]

"Ogay. I'll go see him. I probably should hab done dat first, actually. Thang you, Ai... i... ah... AHCHOO!"

Her hood goes back from the force of the sneeze and there's a CLANGG of an iron skillet hitting the floor somewhere.

"Snuh... ah... Thang you, Ige."

[dooralwaysopen.livejournal.com]

"Try steaming hot tea. If that fails: pinch your nose a lot."

[not-that-shady.livejournal.com]

"I'll do dat. Tea souds lieg a good ideah... ah... CHOO!"

A ten-pound banana split manifests from a cloud of darkness on a nearby table.

"Ageh... sniff. And I'll worg on the pinching thing."

[dooralwaysopen.livejournal.com]

"Tea is almost always a good idea."

He eyes the banana split.

"Do you think that's safe to eat?"

[omnomnompoyo.livejournal.com]

Sorry to burst your bubble, Ridcully, but a challenger has appeared!

"Oooh!" Kirby runs up to the banana split, eying it carefully.

[dooralwaysopen.livejournal.com]

Ridcully peered down at the small creature.

"What manner of creature are you?"

[omnomnompoyo.livejournal.com]

Kirby looked up and over at Ridcully, a little confused.

"I'm Kirby! It's nice to meet you!" he said, extending a stubby little arm out to be shook.

[not-that-shady.livejournal.com]

She gives it a sidelong glance.

"Well... I'b dot sure what world id game from, but you're welgome to try id."