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[As part of the celebration of 0134 being promoted up the faction ranks, there's been minor construction work throughout the Grounds. After a week, a magnificent fountain with waterslides is in the center of the grounds with unusually bubbly water shooting out the spout. There is a plaque]

"The Bounty of Water: A Lost and Recovered Work of Bergholt Stuttley Johnson. Dedicated to the hardworking Agents of 0134"

[However, soon after the installation, everyone from Enforcer down will notice their clothes disappearing from the laundry, and if one walks by the fountain at the right time they'll see socks, shirts, and unmentionables shooting high up into the sky, without concern for colors or dyes]

Date: 2012-01-15 07:51 pm (UTC)
forgivethemtheirpain: ([human] NO U)
From: [personal profile] forgivethemtheirpain
Of course I like pink! But-- but--

*Lucia is interrupted by somebody's boxers, which probably didn't used to be purple, to the face. She freezes, twitches, and flings the undergarment in question across the grounds.*

AUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!

Date: 2012-01-15 08:14 pm (UTC)
former_endboss: (Ar knawa mea)
From: [personal profile] former_endboss
Ok, while that was probably unsanitary, you're overreacting. Again. I mean, there wasn't even a man wearing those.

Date: 2012-01-15 08:22 pm (UTC)
forgivethemtheirpain: Lucia lectures someone. ([human] stupid Pervert-san)
From: [personal profile] forgivethemtheirpain
Since when does that matter!?

Date: 2012-01-15 08:38 pm (UTC)
former_endboss: (Fountaina infel)
From: [personal profile] former_endboss
They're just clothes. There is nothing inherently wrong or dirty about them. So really, why loose your head about it?

Date: 2012-01-15 08:39 pm (UTC)
forgivethemtheirpain: Lucia shutting her eyes and shaking her head. ([human] but that's not right!)
From: [personal profile] forgivethemtheirpain
There is too! You just don't understand anything!

Date: 2012-01-15 09:05 pm (UTC)
former_endboss: (na fowrlle heighte)
From: [personal profile] former_endboss
Explain it then.

Date: 2012-01-15 09:08 pm (UTC)
forgivethemtheirpain: ([human] How do I passed exam?)
From: [personal profile] forgivethemtheirpain
You don't just ask people to explain that!

Date: 2012-01-15 09:11 pm (UTC)
former_endboss: (Hyear whai yorra vit rol hierle?)
From: [personal profile] former_endboss
I just did. You know I'm not bothered by these sorts of things, right? I mean, look at my nightgown.

[Jacqli produces her own soaked laundry, which is now tie-dyed and has shrunk until a child couldn't wear it.]

...bad example.

Date: 2012-01-15 09:11 pm (UTC)
forgivethemtheirpain: ([human] idk my bff hanon)
From: [personal profile] forgivethemtheirpain
You don't even want to wear clothes, that's different!

Date: 2012-01-15 09:17 pm (UTC)
former_endboss: (Default)
From: [personal profile] former_endboss
You're the one who spent most of her life wearing hardly anything more than a pair of seashells.

Date: 2012-01-15 09:46 pm (UTC)
forgivethemtheirpain: ([human] let me use my conspicuous produc)
From: [personal profile] forgivethemtheirpain
That's different too!

Date: 2012-01-15 10:26 pm (UTC)
former_endboss: (weal acra yorr chanti mea)
From: [personal profile] former_endboss
How? No, seriously, I want to hear this.
Edited Date: 2012-01-15 10:26 pm (UTC)

Date: 2012-01-15 11:25 pm (UTC)
forgivethemtheirpain: ([human] i r iron chef)
From: [personal profile] forgivethemtheirpain
It's worse when it's not normal than when it is.

Date: 2012-01-16 03:13 am (UTC)
former_endboss: (en 1 dyyal nuih bexm)
From: [personal profile] former_endboss
...so, because you spend so much time half naked, it gets really awkward when you're around anything that might have to do with taking off the rest of it?

Date: 2012-01-16 03:18 am (UTC)
former_endboss: (na fowrlle heighte)
From: [personal profile] former_endboss
Or maybe you just can't explain it to me. Ugh, this is why human languages are terrible. Why can't everyone just be honest and speak Hymnos?

Date: 2012-01-16 03:22 am (UTC)
forgivethemtheirpain: ([human] w-why ;;)
From: [personal profile] forgivethemtheirpain
What does that have to do with anything?

Date: 2012-01-16 03:23 am (UTC)
former_endboss: (was ki ra tasyue eterne sarla yor)
From: [personal profile] former_endboss
It's a much better language for describing your emotional state. The conventional grammar makes it almost impossible to say anything without adding how you feel about that.

[And its incredibly romantic to propose in as well.]

Date: 2012-01-16 03:25 am (UTC)
forgivethemtheirpain: Lucia shutting her eyes and shaking her head. ([human] but that's not right!)
From: [personal profile] forgivethemtheirpain
I don't know whether I love that idea or hate it...

Date: 2012-01-16 03:37 am (UTC)
former_endboss: (Default)
From: [personal profile] former_endboss
It's the first language I ever learned to speak, so I guess I'm a little biased. It's all I ever heard until I was about ten. The modern language doesn't hold a candle to it.

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