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[One day, Mao somehow found herself not just without work, but actually forbidden from working, due to an obscure regulation from three thousand years ago about women in the work place. So she's cooling her heels and watching TV.
That's daytime TV, in the open multiverse. There seems to be some kind of marathon going on for a show about sentient furniture. Mention in tags which part you're responding to.]
11am

Fuck...nothing else is on, I guess I'll see if I can figure out what this garbage is about.
1pm

You've gotta check this out, it's ridiculous. There's a love triangle between an end table, a lamp, and some venetian blinds that they're both in love with.
3:30pm

Don't choose HIM! He's all wrong for you! Who cares if your father has a vendetta against mahogany!
That's daytime TV, in the open multiverse. There seems to be some kind of marathon going on for a show about sentient furniture. Mention in tags which part you're responding to.]
11am
Fuck...nothing else is on, I guess I'll see if I can figure out what this garbage is about.
1pm
You've gotta check this out, it's ridiculous. There's a love triangle between an end table, a lamp, and some venetian blinds that they're both in love with.
3:30pm
Don't choose HIM! He's all wrong for you! Who cares if your father has a vendetta against mahogany!