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Er... dis is Sergeant Detritus of der Ankh-Morpork City Watch. I hear dat rank does not mean much in Confoo- Confoodoh- dis place, an' since I am an Agent-wif-a-capital-A, just call me Detritus. I am livin' in room four-oh-five, an'...
[Detritus trails off. There's the sound of something big and heavy shuffling around. When he speaks up again, it's slightly muffled.]
'Scuse me, where's the imp in dis fing?
[The answering voice- probably a clerk or some such- is barely audibleand sounds much like the grown-ups from Peanuts.]
There's no imp? How can people on the uvver end of dis fing hear what I am sayin' if there's no imp carryin' the message?
[Mwah, MWAH mwah mwah?, says the clerk.]
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[Mwah?]
So you are sayin' dat I am havin' to put the imp into dis Gooseberry myself?
[... mwaaaaagh!]
Er... dis is Sergeant Detritus of der Ankh-Morpork City Watch. I hear dat rank does not mean much in Confoo- Confoodoh- dis place, an' since I am an Agent-wif-a-capital-A, just call me Detritus. I am livin' in room four-oh-five, an'...
[Detritus trails off. There's the sound of something big and heavy shuffling around. When he speaks up again, it's slightly muffled.]
'Scuse me, where's the imp in dis fing?
[The answering voice- probably a clerk or some such- is barely audible
There's no imp? How can people on the uvver end of dis fing hear what I am sayin' if there's no imp carryin' the message?
[Mwah, MWAH mwah mwah?, says the clerk.]
...
[Mwah?]
So you are sayin' dat I am havin' to put the imp into dis Gooseberry myself?
[... mwaaaaagh!]
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Date: 2010-01-22 05:00 am (UTC)Also, we're supposed to be more diplomatic in this job. That means remembering your friend Mr. Safty Catch.
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Date: 2010-01-22 05:26 am (UTC)What are a jurisd-Oh. Right.Nuffin' to worry about, sir. Got plenty of diplomatics. I can load 'em into der Piecemaker on a moment's notice. An' Mr. Safety Catch is on.
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Date: 2010-01-22 12:12 am (UTC)What the hell are YOU!?
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Date: 2010-01-22 02:37 am (UTC)I'm a troll. You never seen a troll before?
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Date: 2010-01-22 04:01 am (UTC)So what do I feed the fing dat lives inside these commun... comunnik... talky fings?
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Date: 2010-01-22 04:13 am (UTC)We use dem in cameras an' Gooseberrys and der like.
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Date: 2010-01-22 04:04 am (UTC)[he mutters]
Surprised Joachim hasn't popped up with some bizarro history so he could hit people with it.
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Date: 2010-01-22 04:14 am (UTC)Dat's not very nice, mister.
O_O
Date: 2010-01-22 04:36 am (UTC)[He jerks back, too startled to watch what he's saying]
It... it talked!
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Date: 2010-01-22 08:48 pm (UTC)Hi. My name's Souji. Nice to meet you Detritus.
> It's a large animate rock that is talking and wearing a uniform.
So...technology uses demons where you come from?
> Okay, fine, he's not that much weirder than Teddie.
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Date: 2010-01-23 01:15 am (UTC)... yeah. Real small ones, though, an' dey evaporate after a while.
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Date: 2010-01-23 01:19 am (UTC)...not demons is all you really need to know I guess.
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