I can't shake the feeling people probably were waiting for this one.

[faithfultenko.livejournal.com]

*Someone familiar is wandering the premises.*

Lady Yukawi? LADY YUKAWIIIIIII!

Lady Yukawi! I don't like this place! It's weird and scary and stuff! I wanna go hooooooome!

*If the obvious youth of the kitsune wasn't a dead giveaway what happened, the fact that she only has two tails instead of the normal nine is probably an indication of something.*

Where's the forest?! I want the forest! Baaaaaaaaaw!

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[faithfultenko.livejournal.com]

Um, um, I still haven't found Lady Yukawi...

Are you human too? Do you also know me from the future? 'Cause it seems like all the humans know me fwom the future. I don't know why I know so many humans in the future. Do you know why?

[profilingkitten.livejournal.com]

It's a bit hard to explain. Would you like me to help you find Lady Yukari?

[If he remembered correctly, she was a councilor, so he could start by checking the penthouses]

My name's Omi, by the way.

[faithfultenko.livejournal.com]

I'm W -- Ran Yakumo! I'm gonna be a stwong shikigami for Lady Yukawi!

You can help me find her? Thank you Mr. Nice Human Omi!

[profilingkitten.livejournal.com]

Of course I'll help you. Would you like to get something to eat, first?

[faithfultenko.livejournal.com]

I can't eat now! I gotta find --

*Is that a tummy grumbling?*

Well, maybe I could eat something.

[profilingkitten.livejournal.com]

[Omi smiled]

C'mon, let's get you something to eat.

[faithfultenko.livejournal.com]

Um, okay. Do we have meat? I like meat.

[profilingkitten.livejournal.com]

Have you ever had a hamburger?

[faithfultenko.livejournal.com]

No. What's a hamburger? Is it made of ham?

[profilingkitten.livejournal.com]

No, it's made of beef. It's really good.

[faithfultenko.livejournal.com]

So why do they call it a "hamburger" if it's got no ham?

[profilingkitten.livejournal.com]

The town it was invented in was called "Hamburg".

[faithfultenko.livejournal.com]

Ohhhh, I get it. So what's a hamburger like?

[profilingkitten.livejournal.com]

It's ground beef on a bun, and you can put lots of things on it.

[faithfultenko.livejournal.com]

Onna bun? Like a bean paste bun?

[profilingkitten.livejournal.com]

Not quite... I think it'll be easier to show you.