Planeocracy

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By the cafeteria, in the lounge of the agent dorms, outside the enforcer dorms, outside the Councilor apartments, and just generally found all throughout the complex, signs mysteriously appear overnight.  . . . Alright, not that mysteriously; Atsuro can be found in the library printing copies of them, running around with a stack underneath his arms, taping them up carefully and finally standing around taking photographs of them, for whatever reason.  It's pretty likely that he'll be caught in the act.  Regardless, they read:

~POKEMON BATTLE ROYALE TOURNAMENT KNOCK-DOWN CHAMPIONSHIP SKIRMISH MELEE BRAWL OF THE CENTURY~

With a lot of Pokeball decals and assorted (bad) artwork of what appear to be Pikachu, Clefairy, and Oddish skipping around in circles or showcasing attacks.  Also a long list of rules.

[voice, mysteriously fuzzy and sounding like it's being played from a computer speaker]
~I wanna be the very best
Like no one ever was
DUN DUN DUN
To catch them is my real test
To train them is my caaaauuuuse~

[The music fades into the background as another mysteriously fuzzy voice begins to boom through the PDA.]

Announcing Confuto Ordinatio's First Annual Pokemon Free For All Knock Down Whatever I Wrote On Those Posters Tournament! Do you want to be a master?! Then go out there and catch those Pokemon! The kind and gracious Atsuro Kihara will be answering your questions and leading you out on your very own Pokemon Adventure!

 . . . Yeah, OK, so if you're interested, let me know!  We'll set a time to go out and nab some Pokemon together.  It's not hard at all, promise!  Especially if we go as a group.  And if you don't know anything about Pokemon, just ask!

geezthissongisreallyobnoxioushowdidthoseguystakeitoverse..........

[I will draw attention to the OoC post again and direct you there if you'd like to sign up! A few more participants would be awesome.]

[video]
Guys, guys!
How many of you are stuck in Haste mode?  And how many in Slow?  I need to ask a favor from a few of you -- I'll pay you in Plat if you can manage it.  Think of it as an Agent commissioned job.

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[Nothing whatsoever seems to have happened to Atsuro.  He will be found in the library, typing away on his computer with Bidoof sleeping on his lap.  For about five minutes every hour, though, Atsuro sets Bidoof down on top of his chair and runs off quickly.  He can be found at those times entering or emerging from his own gate, invariably returning with an expression of disappointment on his normally cheerful face.]

[Atsuro has multiple favors to ask from both types of people, so feel free to respond even if someone's already done so.]